Waddle Doo quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Let's go, guys! Speed it up! We've gotta get a TV set to every house in town!

I'm sorry sire, but it wasn't my fault. Somebody must have sabotaged the drawbridge.

[to the tourists, pointing to his flask of ice] Shibi ton pa, ha ta sai Kirby!

Hey! Are you down here, Your Highness? Yo, Escargoon! Where are you guys?

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S'cuse me! Me and the Waddle Dees all got stuffy heads, and that ain't much fun when you're all head like us!

After droppin' off your artwork, please note down your name, address, and telephone number in the sign-in book.

Hurry up, we start in twenty-minutes!

By orders of King Dedede this garden is being converted into a garbage dump!

Escargoon

KITCHEEEEENNNNN!!! Where's the chow, ya chowder-heads? His highness is hungry up here!

But we just served the king a ten-course meal.

Dedede

All of them appetizers was un-appetizin'. Bring me ten different courses and make it snappy!

Right! [he and the Waddle Dees make another ten-course meal and start bringing it to the king] Hup, two, three, four, we bring the food and he wants more, five, six, seven, eight, the king had better watch his weight.

So, I see the troublemaker’s back.

Escargoon

I hope you’re not here to rouse more rabble.

Nope. Now I want to be a team player so I can get a new TV.

What do you think?

Escargoon

Welcome aboard, sweetie!

King Dedede

It's adios, amoeba for you, stranger! Where are my guards?!

Hop, two! Hop, two! Hop, two! Hop, two!

King Dedede

Toss this intruder out now!

Right!

Kabu here is not only extremely ancient, but he's also the wisest-- [notices the tourists throwing coins into Kabu's insides and gasps] Hey, no throwing coins!

King Dedede

Let them folks toss away. It's free money.

Tiff, look what they're doin'! [Tiff notices what the tourists are now doing to Kabu] Knock it off!

Kabu's one of the greatest treasures in Dream Land!

Chill out. We do this every place we visit.

How rude!

Escargoon

Ah, who cares? It's just a talking tiki. Let's move it!

I'm sorry, Kabu. We'll come back and clean you up.

I could use some moisturizer too.

King Dedede

Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hidin' Kirby's Warp Star? [Kabu doesn't respond]

Escargoon

Alright, Mister Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!

Attack! [the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him]

King Dedede

Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!

Escargoon

In jail?

King Dedede

Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?

Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!

King Dedede

What?

Escargoon

Believe it or not, he's heavier than you are.

Sir Ebrum

Tiff!

Lady Like

Thank goodness you’re safe!

KIRBY!

King Dedede

Hmm. What's all that jabba join' about down there?

Escargoon

There those drippy Cappies are rollin' out the welcome wagon for those creepy Pengy.

King Dedede

Well I want to meet him too. Hey, Waddle Doo!

You pardon me, Your Majesty, but I got some bad news for ya. See, the rest of the guys [cut to the scene where The Waddle Dees huddle close to the oven for warmth] ain't handlin' this cold so good, and they're all sick.

King Dedede

THEY'RE ALL FIRED!