Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.
We wanna know how it got here.
Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.
Chef KawasakiI bet this thing’d make a great omelet!
Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!
So I guess that means you don’t know.
Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.
Maybe the doctor’ll know.
Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.
Tiff': We know Kirby’s okay, Doctor. We wanna know about the egg!
Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.
I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.
Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.
Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!
If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...
...that’d make him an egghead!
Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.
[several Mini-Monsters rampage throughout Cappy Town, causing as much trouble as they want and wrecking as many things as they can find]
Chef Kawasaki
Ah! Knock it off, you lowlifes, or at least order something!
Yo! No piggin' out at my place without payin'!
[Knuckle Joe watches the chaos unfold in Cappy Town from a rooftop]
Perfect. Just like I planned.
[pan to more trouble caused in Cappy Town by the Mini-Monsters]
Ah! That urn's an antique you uncultured brute!
[flocks of angry sheep rampage throughout Cappy Town, eating as much food as they can find while also wrecking as many antiques as possible]
Chef Kawasaki
I knew sheep liked grass, but who knew they liked my food?
Oh, you can't go tearin' up my shop like a pack of wolves!
Hey, you're gettin' wool all over my merchandise there.
You have done well. Dream Land is now at our mercy, but we will show no mercy. We will conquer this planet, my friends... and soon, the entire universe! [he and the other sheep howl triumphantly in unison]
Now you Cappies are the shuddering sheep, and the wicked wolves are in charge.
Alright, what do you want us to do?
Chef Kawasaki
Baa, baa?
I said, all of you! I command you! BAA!!!!!
[The Cappies and Waddle Dees baa like sheep]
Louder, or the wolves will get angry.
[The Cappies and Waddle Dees baa even louder]
Look! It is Fire Dedede, our Hero! [to himself] I would never say that.
What's going on here? These pictures aren't colored in yet!
I don't see no backgrounds, neither!
Chef Kawasaki
We didn't have time, sire!
Forget it! It's the performances that matter!
Majesty, how could ANYONE perform with these scribbles?!
Nevermind them scribble-gribbles, read the script!
I think it was Stone Kirby.
I think you are right. [presses button]
It was Fire Kirby. [presses button]
Kawasaki
I'll take a wild guess. [presses button, answering "Needle"]
That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?
It was Fire Kirby for sure.
Haha! Stone Kirby! [presses button]
[Escargoon gasps]
This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?
MHMabel and Honey
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
SKSamo and Kawasaki
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
TKTiff and Kirby
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
TTTuff and Tokkori
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
[Audience breaks out laughing]
Guess my hands must have slipped or something.
[Meanwhile at Restaurant Kawasaki with Tiff and Chef Kawasaki in the kitchen, the phone rings.]
Chef Kawasaki
I GOT IT! [picks up] Hello, Kawasaki.
[over the phone, mimicking Melman's voice] This is Melman, send over one hundred pork chops!
Chef Kawasaki
Oooh, one hundred pork chops! Sure! [hangs up, then the phone rings again, and he picks up] Ah. Hello?
[over the phone, mimicking Gengu's voice] This is Gengu, send me one hundred noodle soups!
[Cut to the castle, where the king and snail were mimicking Chief Bookem and Mabel's voices on separate phones.]
[over phone, imitating Chief Bookem's voice] Bookem here, send me over one hundred stir fry's!
[over phone, imitating Mabel's voice] Hello, this is Mabel, please send me one hundred steaks!
Chef Kawasaki
What is?
Taking advantage of those poor things!
Would you all rather they work for Dedede?
Hey, Tiff, we never thought about that.
After all, it's not as if we don't treat 'em right!
Ugh. If you eat fast, you won't notice.
[Dedede and Escargoon are both finishing eating a bowl of rice. Dedede burps]
Chef Kawasaki
Glad you enjoyed it. Your Majesty, I could use some financial help.
[laughs] I bet you want a loan!
That's an even riskier proposition than eating your food.
Chef Kawasaki
If I had a little money I could make the restaurant even bigger.
Chef Kawasaki
Look, Sire. It's raining calamari!
Great. I'm bankrupt and all I got is a lifetime supply of squid.
We're broke now! What do we do?
Chef Kawasaki
That's easy. We can use this squid to make sushi. Right?
[Dedede and Escargoon crying; Tiff and Tuff laughing]
[Tiff and Tuff laughing again]
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