Gus quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Gus

Well out in the country, they start to party at noon and boogie on down to the break of dawn!

Gus

One of them bikers is an old friend of mine. You see, I used to belong to a motorcycle gang.

Gus

You know, Melman? Maybe you were right. I'll make it up for all the trouble I caused!

Gus

Boy, directin’ traffic’s gotta be pretty boring for Chief Bookem.

What’s so bad about directing traffic?

Gus

There ain’t any.

It may be dull, but Cappy Town needs a reliable cop like him!

Gus

That’s true. Say what you want, but good ol’ Bookem’s dependable, all right.

Gus

Well, how's the chow?

Did you like it?

It was heavenly.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it 100!

But how much did you pay?

Just $5!

Say what?!

5 bucks?!

Oh boy!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm through.

I've got to try this place!

Chef Kawasaki

Please, take it down! I don't deserve this!

Sorry, Kawasaki. King's orders!

Maybe we should give this diss thing a try.

Gus

And it sure beats having to buy him a present.

You do have a point there, Gus.

Kawasaki deserves a little dissing.

His food disses all our stomachs.

King Dedede

Is Kirby really!?

Poor old Kirby.

All those explosions were simply too much for him to take!

King Dedede

So, Kirby's in there?

Gus

Hard for him. What was left.

King Dedede

[gasps, then cried] KIRBY!!! [whimpering as he starts having flashbacks of Kirby in his mind. Back in reality, he tears up] ...I'm sorry!..

King Dedede

It's all our fault!

Escargoon

Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I weren't so brilliant!

King Dedede

[As he hitting Escargoon on the head] Now I wish you was dumb as me! [crying continues]

Escargoon

If only that were possible.

King Dedede

I never would have played that prank if I never knew this was gonna happen...I wish I could go and take it all back!

Unfortunately, it's too late.

King Dedede

But there's got to be something I can do.

You can't do start by promising not to play any more practical jokes on your subjects!

King Dedede

I PROMISE!! [crying] Here, Kirby. This one ain't got no time bomb.

I'm sure he'd like that a lot.

King Dedede

I MISS YOU KIRBY OL' BUDDY! [cries]

I think Dedede is really sorry.

I agree.

Looks like he learned his lesson.

King Dedede

He even got a hungry ghost!

Oh, Kirby.

Escargoon

Kirby's not a ghost. The runt's still alive! A-ha! You were all playing a trick on His Majesty, weren't ya?

King Dedede

[whimpers, then loudly cries tears of joy] I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY!!!

Escargoon

You are?

King Dedede

It was dull bein' ruler of Dream Land before you came along. I need me an enemy!

The king really has changed.

In his own twisted way he cares about Kirby.

King Dedede

Kirby...

This can't be true.

King Dedede

I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.

He's public enemy number one.

He's destroying Cappy Town!

Gus

He's like a monster.

King Dedede

Is that so?

Escargoon

I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.

It is Kirby!

King Dedede

He does look kinda scary.

Escargoon

[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?

King Dedede

I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]

Escargoon

Wait, what are you gonna do!?

King Dedede

I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]

Escargoon

Sire, I was only kidding!

King Dedede

Hey you there, gumball!

Escargoon

You're much worse than Kirby.

This is catastrophic.

How can we survive, Meta Knight?

Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.

Meta Knight

Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!

That's what this battleship's for, right?

We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.

Kirby

Poyo.

This sounds crazy.

Meta Knight

The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?

You want us to fight?!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm a chef, not a soldier!

Meta Knight

I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!

Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.

I'm too old to volunteer.

Chef Kawasaki

I think I left my oven on!

My crystal ball needs polishing!

Gus

Gotta go pump some gas!

Good luck, Meta Knight!

Look who's here.

Sergeant Cosmos!

I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!

Meta Knight

What brings you here?

I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.

Meta Knight

I will.

It'll be an honor, sir.

Chef Kawasaki

I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!

You'll need a medic.

Gus

And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!

Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.

Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.

Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?

Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]

All volunteers on board.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Help Kirby.

Gus

They got thousands of those flyin' hub-cabs!

Chef Kawasaki

Maybe we should go back while there's still time.

I agree. There's no way we can win this.

Meta Knight

We will not retreat. We must enter the fortress and fight to the finish!

[using King Dedede's cell phone that he dropped to track the signal] The signal's coming from up there.

Gus

Must be the command center.

That's where they control the fortress.

Chef Kawasaki

Hey, let's set up a blast up there and wreck the place. That'll stop eNeMeE!

Yeah, but who can do it?

Tokkori

It's your idea, so you oughtta go.

[laughs heartily] Don't worry. I'm comin' along to provide backup support.

Chef Kawasaki

I wish I never cooked up this idea.