And if you shine a light in a mirror, it shines right back at you, right?
Lines by Iro 1
Scenes with Iro 8
Do you like comedy, mom?
I married daddy, didn't I?
TUFF!
Ah! Hey, Tiff, what's wrong? How come you look so mad?
You know why! You were fighting!
We were just helping this old tree.
Yeah, Whispy Woods asked us to.
Oh, really? So Whispy Woods asked you to kick out those animals?
Well, not exactly...
Of course not. Because those animals helped that tree by living in it!
Huh!?
Poyo?
Acore provides us with a place to stay. And in exchange, we harm those insects and enrich the soil.
That's right. Kicking them out was a mistake!
[sadly] Aw...
We were only trying to help...
Well, ya didn't. Thanks to you, that tree's even worse off than before!
You helped them too, Tokkori.
Yeah, I forgot that.
[Cut to the figures on Iro’s windowsill growing to life, then the small circular, square and triangular shaped fighter figures were now on his bed, causing him to stir awake]
Huh... Wha?
[Iro sees his grown-to-life figures in front of him.]
WAAAAGGGH!
[Cue the figures causing chaos inside the homes of Cappy Town]
They’re on the attack!
'[Cut to the figures growing to life on everyone’s windowsills, including Kirby’s]
[Cut to Tuff’s bedroom, where his three figures were surrounding him, making him backed up against his headboard]
Oh no, they did grow!
[The figures approach Tuff, and Tuff tries whacking his pillow around to shoo them away]
Get away! Ngahh!
[Cut to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like’s bedroom, where a figure lands hard on Sir Ebrum’s side of the bed, making him jolt awake screaming]
What’s wrong?
[Lady Like sees the alive figures all around the floor surrounding the bed and screams too]
[Tiff runs in the bedroom screaming, with figures of her own chasing her, and hops on the bed with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
They’re monsters! I knew it!
We should have Kirby inhale these intruders!
We need him to come rescue us!
Kirby...
Do y'all know how to tell a story? Do y'all know how to draw 'til your fingers fall off? Do y'all know how to color inside the lines? Then we want YOU! [Laughs] I'm the most important person in this whole joint, half-pint! I'm the producer!
A producer? What does a producer do?
A producer doesn't do anything.
Hmmmm, they gotcha there, Majesty.
QUIET! The producer is in charge of everything and everybody, y'hear?!
[the Cappies present their poorly-drawn pictures of Dedede Man]
I think I've really captured you, Sire.
[swipes the drawing out of Len's hand] I oughtta capture you!
What do you think, Your Majesty?
[swipes the drawing out of Iro's hand] I think it stinks!
Pretty good, huh?
[swipes the drawing out of Tuggle's hand] Pretty awful!
I slimmed you down a bit.
[yells as he swipes the drawing out of Melman's hand]
Hah! This is fun. I bet Kirby doesn't know a thing about his surprise party.
Probably. He hardly knows anything.
That's true.
[Singing] When old King Dedede came to town, he got off his throne and his pants fell down.
[Singing] He thinks he's a king, but he's really a clown.
[Singing] When Dedede came to town!
[Singing] When old King Dedede starts to roar, you never heard anything like it before.
Poyo, Poyo!
[Singing] Unless of course, you heard him snore, then Dedede starts to roar! [Laughing]
Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.
[the Cappies turn around and notice Kit Cosmos]
Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!
Who is he?
I don't know, but he could use a shave.
Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.
Tiff told us about you.
He's a big hero.
You live on that island.
Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?
He certainly is a tough cookie.
Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.
Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?
We can't fight, Sergeant.
We're not soldiers.
Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!
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