Scenes with Kirby 66
Remember when we were young, how we loved hanging around together at the beach?
Wow, Mom and Dad used to be young?
Mom, why don’t you show your photo album to Kirby?
KirbyPooyoo!
Alright, we can do some reminiscing!
[Tiff flips to the first page, showing a younger Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
You were a goofy dad! [laughs] Nice makeup, mom!
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
Didn’t they have barbers then? [laughs]
[Tiff flips to a page with multiple pictures of them at the beach with tans]
You guys did like the beach!
[They all laughed]
A tan makes you look so hefty!
[Kirby notices something, then Tiff notices Kirby’s expression, then Kirby points at Lady Like’s face]
WRINKLES?! [looks at herself in her hand mirror and then she screamed] The sun rays are mummifying me! [to us, the viewers] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!
Aren't you overreacting, dear?
[Lady Like pushed Tiff, Tuff and Sir Ebrum inside the castle]
Kirby
Poyo?
[Lady Like grabs Kirby by the hand and takes him inside too]
[Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff patch Escargoon's shell up with tape]
Phew, I feel so much better. But why'd you have to repair it tape? The least you could a done is use the invisible kind!
This is just temporary. We'll come up with something nicer.
[to Tiff] Anything be nicer than this cheap fix! [to Doctor Yabui] Can't you patch up this shell with some kind of plastic surgery!?
Hmph. I suggest you find yourself a veterinarian for that.
[Escargoon growls in irritated]
Hey. Why don't we fix it with some glue?
Yeah. The really strong kind.
It might work, but to apply glue you'd have to remove the shell temporarily.
[Escargoon screams in shock]
That won't be so bad. Come on, let's go look around for something Escargoon can wear in the meantime.
Kirby
Poyo!
It's amazing! Kirby, this is so nice it almost makes me regret all the times I tried to destroyed you!
Kirby
Poyo!
OK, kids, get ready. Presenting..me! [Everybody applauds and Kirby cheers. Escargoon posing with his new shell for a bit] Hi!
It shows the spikier of me.
And it looks like a perfect fit, too.
Merci. Fashion's show's over, missy! Get cracking that shell! And step on it!
I guess you can't judge a slug by his cover.
So? Making like top-shell, huh? You lucky I didn't fricasse you!
Yeah, well you came close enough!
Escargoon's just wearing this, while we're trying to fix up this regular shell.
Kirby
Poyo.
You hog! You ate my tender delicious topshell before I got to it!
That shell was empty when I put it on, you blowhard!
Hey, that reminds me!...I still ain't seen what you been hiding under that shell!
[Escargoon exclaims]
Saw that outside window? Are you sure was a bad dream?
It was no dream, and here's a proof!
Hmm. This is a bug used to listening on conversation.
When I found it I knew someone is spying on me. Whoever it is it's following on me everywhere.
Bookem, you've got to do something to stop this spying spree!
Buttercup, these spies could be real dangerous...
Kirby
Poyo.
Dedede must have hired these three jokers to do it.
We're not using that dude.
We decided to change things around.
We're creating a female hero to star...
Kirby
Poyo.
Tiff's got everything it takes to be an animated star.
Looks like you already have your own fanboys. [Tiff growls at him]
[Angrily glares at the three boys] You guys shouldn't have snuck around [as she rips a photo] taking my picture without permission!
She looks good when she's mad.
Those lines on her head look totally fierce.
She's sure is gonna be a lot of fun to draw.
[gasps, gets angry] Don't call me that! [as she glaring to three boys] Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!
BBoys
If you say so, star!
It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.
We had to draw it really fast.
[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]
Kirby
Poyo.
[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laugh] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.
[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]
That doesn't look like you, sire!
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!
That's supposed to be you!
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!
Kirby
Poyo...
TTiff (anime-stylized)
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]
Kirby
[closes eyes] Poy-oy...
[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!
[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.
[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
[as the boys laugh] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!
[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]
Kirby
POYO!
[The Waddle Dees are marching to the mess hall to eat. When Escargoon is walking by, he sees Kirby walking among the various Dees. In the mess hall, the Waddle Dees take their seats and prepare to eat]
Alright Waddle Dees, dinner is served!
Kirby
Poyoyoyo! [munches on food]
[Escargoon slithers over to where to Kirby was seated]
Well, caught you pink-handed, you mooch!
Kirby
Poyo!
Hit the road, freeloader! This is the Waddle Dees' dinner! Hmm? [He saw the dinner that all the Waddle Dees were eating] Huh, HUH?! Baby string beans, spring rolls with asparagus tips, black truffle risotto, and a deluxe sushi platter?! [He ran to the king's throne room to tell him] SIIIRE!!
I'm afraid we warned you.
If your tooth is zat hurting...
[looming over Tuff] Then you'll have to go see the dentist.
[cut to King Dedede's bedroom]
SAY WHAT?!?!?! To th' dentist?!
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled!
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment, where Tuff is hanging on to the edge of the couch while Tiff is pulling him]
I told you! I don't wanna go see the dentist! WAAAAAAAAH!
[cut back to Dedede's bedroom where Escargoon is trying to pull him away from the bed]
I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[cut back to Dedede's room again]
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[Cut to Sir Ebrum, Lady Like and Tiff chasing after Tuff in the castle’s hallways, with Kirby happily trailing behind]
Kirby
Poyo-Poyo!
I don’t wanna get my teeth drilled!
But if you don’t get it fixed, the pain will get worser!
I don’t care, I’ll take my chances!
Once you get the filling, it won’t hurt at all!
Kirby
Poyo, Poyo-Poyo!
[Cut to another part of the castle’s hallways where King Dedede was being dragged by Escargoon and the Waddle Dees to the dentist, with Waddle Doo on the king’s back]
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!
But you’re so completely insensitive, you probably won’t feel a thing!
I bet you and them crafty cavities is conspiring against me! [cries]
You should teach those two a lesson.
Yeah, they're always scheming against you!
Kirby
Poyo.
It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!
Kirby
Poyo.
Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]
Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
Kirby
Poyo!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
How can we survive, Meta Knight?
Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.
Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!
That's what this battleship's for, right?
We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.
Kirby
Poyo.
The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?
[the Cappies recoil in fear]
I'm a chef, not a soldier!
I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!
Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.
I'm too old to volunteer.
I think I left my oven on!
My crystal ball needs polishing!
[the Cappies run out of the Halberd in terror]
[three Destraya ships suddenly attack the other Destraya ships to everybody's amazement]
What's going on? They're fighting each other.
And they're not attackin' us.
We are not fighting this battle alone.
[turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew] Hey, how's it goin', gang?
I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.
[her screen comes on as well] Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.
Kirby
Poyo!
Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.
ASir Arthur
[his and his knights' screen comes on as well] And we will be joining the battle as well.
Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!
ASir Arthur
We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.
Kirby
Poyo.
But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.
ASir Arthur
Full speed ahead!
[the three Destrayas that Knuckle Joe, Sirica, Sir Arthur and his knights stole destroy the other Destrayas]
They destroyed the enemy ships!
Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set engine to maximum power! [the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress]
I wonder why nobody's attacking us.
Detecting something big, closing fast.
Kirby
Pooo...
[Nightmare, finally stepping out of the shadows after 98 episodes, makes himself known to the Halberd crew through a giant projection of himself]
Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!
Kirby
Poyo!
[Nightmare laughs evilly]
[Last lines, series finale; the sun rises over the horizon and the people look on at the fully-rebuilt Cappy Town happily]
Cappy Town looks as beautiful as ever.
It was hard work, but we rebuilt it together.
Everything's back to normal.
Except for the castle...[he and King Dedede look at the still-damaged Castle Dedede] It's still a wreck.
And I ain't even got me a way to order me no more monsters.
[holds Dedede's cell phone out] What about this?
[King Dedede turns his cell phone on only to find its monitor all fuzzed out due to the destruction of Nightmare's fortress and the command center that was inside it, and he and Escargoon sigh in sadness. Tiff, Tuff, & Kirby laugh at the two and then look back at Cappy Town]
And so Kirby saved the galaxy and proved himself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all... and life in Dream Land went back to normal. But I suppose that with Kirby around, life will always be an adventure. Isn't that right, Kirby?
Kirby
Puuu... Poyo!
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