Kirby quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

King Dedede

What?! You blamin' this here weather on me!?

Escargoon

You two brats need to take a chill pill!

Don't act innocent! How come it got so cold all of a sudden?

I bet you ordered another freeze monster!

Escargoon

Oh, is that so? [As he shows a "Notice" bill sign] Guess again!

Huh? "Due to late charges on your account, until further notice, you can no longer order any monsters"?

Kirby

Poyo.

Ha! Maybe you better start paying your bills.

Escargoon

We don't need advice from a pipsqueak like you!

King Dedede

I can pay them bills any time I want to. Only I don't want to!

Hey Tiff, what is that thing?

Kirby

Poyo?

Now it all makes sense.

Huh?

The Pengy tribe brought this here on purpose, and it's so powerful that it turned our summer into winter.

Yeah, but why?

Kirby

Poyo...

So, it looks as though our young friends have discovered our secret. [laughs as the trio turns around to see him and his guards ambush them and surround them with their spears]

Pengy!

Kirby

Poyo!

Even though they shouldn't have done what they did, they have a point.

Kirby

Poyo.

YAY!!!

Tokkori

HOORAY!!!

Kirby

POYO!!!

[cheering]

No!

Escargoon

This saplin's all set.

King Dedede

I need me a lunch break.

Keep working! [whips King Dedede, then he, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies laugh] You two swindlers will replace every tree that was destroyed.

Escargoon

Only a few thousand to go.

King Dedede

We gonna be keepin' at it fer days.

[while the Cappies continue laughing] C'mon, you can do it, guys!

Yeah, you're experts at dirty work.

Kirby

Poyo!

Quit stallin' and hand over Tokkori's treasure now!

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

That birdseed brain's out of luck. The king and I are goin' fifty-fifty!

King Dedede

Fool. I used it all to buy myself more monsters!

Escargoon

But sire...

Hey, Tiff, it's Kine.

Careful, Kine, or you'll end up somebody's dinner.

Don't talk to me that way. It frightens me! I had nightmares of waking up with a side order of fries.

Well... that's just nature kind. Sometimes, one species has to eat the other.

Is that what would happen if a fisherman caught me?

Sure it is! You'd be a sushi special.

[freaking out] SUSHI!?!?

Kirby

Sushi poyo!

King Dedede

See that? That big hunk o' blubber's a menace to society! That whale oughtta be in jail.

Escargoon

You're right, Sire. We have to capture it. It's a danger to us all!

HEY!

What's wrong?

We saw what you're hidin' down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!

Kirby

[angrily] Poyo!

For catching whales?!

King Dedede

Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?

Escargoon

Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]

This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!

King Dedede

[laughing] Time to start whalin'!

Isn't it great? When you show respect for all creatures, who knows what wonderful things you can learn?

Kirby

Poyo poyo! Poyo!

Kawasaki, don't fall for it! [Kawasaki exclaims] Dedede must have something up his sleeve.

And it's not just his arm!

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

Why you?! How dare you question His Majesty's integrity!? Why, he's as honest as the day is dark!

Huh?

Kirby, listen up! [Kirby hiccups] If you don't get rid of those hiccups, you'll never be able to eat again!

Kirby

[Freaking out] POYO!!!!! [Jumps and spins around to freshen up and his hiccups are gone]

Chef Kawasaki

Look, Sire. It's raining calamari!

King Dedede

Great. I'm bankrupt and all I got is a lifetime supply of squid.

Escargoon

We're broke now! What do we do?

Chef Kawasaki

That's easy. We can use this squid to make sushi. Right?

Kirby loves his sushi.

He's happy.

Kirby

Poyo!

King Dedede

[points to a huge, cross-eyed version of himself] Right here, that's me. Since I'm what you'd call the star of this here paintin', I'm smack-dab in the middle! You'll note the perspecticles, and I put a big old impressionistic Sun [a red circle with lines coming off it] up there, see? [Points to his small castle, and a huge misshapen-looking Escargoon next to it] Right there is my castle, and right next to it is Escargoon. Note the lack of depth. [points to an awkwardly-angled version of Mayor Len Blustergas with noodle arms and two giant angry Pac-Man-like sheep behind him] This here's the Mayor being chased by his sheep. [points to a misshapen Kirby in the corner of the painting] And this here's Kirby. He's being chased by me! See, I drawed him all lumpy to express his inner lumpiness!

Kirby

[angrily hopping up and down] POYO! POYOOOO!

[To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!

Kirby

[while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!

Ah boy, what a dirty trick.

Lady Like

I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?

Who was that?

Kirby

Poyo?

It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.

Sir Ebrum

We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?

We can't go there!

The food's lousy!

Sir Ebrum

Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!

No way!

I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?

What? Why me?

Well you're a girl, aren't ya?

[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!

Sure, cooking's womens' work!

Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!