Dudes, that girl character is totally awesome.
She's so awesome, she deserves her own animated series.
BBony
Why don't we make HER the hero?
Tiff can't be the hero! She's a bad guy!
There's only room for one hero on my show and that's me!
BBony
This is like a no-brainer.
We'll have her fight monsters!
BBony
We'll give her some super powers!
We'll maybe a secret identity!
[boys talking all at once]
Believe me, guys, she's no hero.
If ya saw up close, you'd agree.
Cool, then we'll check her out.
BBony
We'll see you later.
BBoys
[as they heading outside] Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here we come, Tiff. We're gonna draw you!
They don't seem like professional animators.
I bet they don't have enough brains among the three of 'em to fill a pencil case.
Dedede must have hired these three jokers to do it.
We're not using that dude.
BBony
We decided to change things around.
We're creating a female hero to star...
Tiff's got everything it takes to be an animated star.
BBony
We can fix that easy.
Looks like you already have your own fanboys. [Tiff growls at him]
[Angrily glares at the three boys] You guys shouldn't have snuck around [as she rips a photo] taking my picture without permission!
She looks good when she's mad.
BBony
Those lines on her head look totally fierce.
She's sure is gonna be a lot of fun to draw.
[gasps, gets angry] Don't call me that! [as she glaring to three boys] Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!
BBoys
If you say so, star!
It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.
We had to draw it really fast.
[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]
[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laugh] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.
[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]
That doesn't look like you, sire!
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!
That's supposed to be you!
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]
[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!
[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.
[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
[as the boys laugh] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!
[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]
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