Tuff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

That monster knows every trick in the book!

You mean in the cookbook!

Hey, that's a pretty good one!

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TTuff

Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!

No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

I finally out-spiced Kirby!

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Alright, what's this all about a punishment?

If you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!

Listen, you tried to make everybody eat Kirby, so now it's your turn.

[King Dedede and Escargoon gasp together in confusion]

TTuff

You gotta eat Kawasaki's Toxic Atomic Curry!

[Dedede and Escargoon laugh at the ridiculous-sounding thought of eating Toxic Atomic Curry]

What'chu mean? That ain't no kind of punishment at all!

There's nothing you can cook up that's too hot for us to handle!

Chef Kawasaki

Here you go! [serves Dedede and Escargoon the Toxic Atomic Curry]

Looks wimpy!

Yeah, no sweat!

[Dedede and Escargoon try their bites of the Toxic Atomic Curry, then they turn red and scream as they become ablaze and then turn into ashes. Everyone laughs but then Kirby coughs up a small flame and becomes confused]

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CBChief Bookem

Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.

Chief Bookem...

TTuff

We wanna know how it got here.

CBChief Bookem

Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.

Chef Kawasaki

I bet this thing’d make a great omelet!

TTuff

He’s no help.

Mister Curio?

CProfessor Curio

Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!

So I guess that means you don’t know.

CProfessor Curio

Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.

TTuff

This is hopeless.

Maybe the doctor’ll know.

DYDoctor Yabui

Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.

Tiff': We know Kirby’s okay, Doctor. We wanna know about the egg!

DYDoctor Yabui

Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.

TTuff

I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.

FFalala

Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.

Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!

CProfessor Curio

If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...

CBChief Bookem

...that’d make him an egghead!

Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.

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FFololo

What is that?!

FFalala

Look at those teeth!

TTuff

That's the ugliest bird I ever saw!

I don't think that's a bird. It doesn't even have wings!

TTuff

Well, what is it then?

It's a... thing.

[the baby Galbo hops towards Kirby, frightening his friends for a bit. It starts snuggling and playing with Kirby. Tiff attempts to pet the baby Galbo, but it hops away from her. Tuff, Fololo, and Falala all laugh]

TTuff

The thing likes Kirby, but it thinks Tiff's too scary!

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Kirby's gonna have a full-time job keepin' that thing fed.

TTuff

Let's go get lunch! Watchin' it eat so much is makin' me hungry.

Good idea. We'll let them get acquainted.

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[Kawasaki throws the Gira extract, which bounces off Chef Shiitake, then off the wall... and into Kirby’s mouth, and he swallows it.]

No, Kirby, don’t eat that!

[The sclera in Kirby’s eyes turned purple due to the Gira extract taking effect.]

TTuff

W-what’s gonna happen?!

I don’t even wanna think about it!

[Kirby walks over and grabs a fork and knife, and does a happy skip in place, but when he sees King Triple-D, he sees him as a nice roast turkey, then he sees Escargoon as a plate of escargot with lemon slices, then Mayor Len and his wife as hot dogs, Lady Like and Sir Ebrum’s heads as soft serve, and the other Cappies as various food items.]

[Kirby runs up and gives chase to his majesty and his right-hand snail.]

[Sir Ebrum and Mayor Len try to intervene.]

Sir Ebrum

Control yourself, Kirby!

[Kirby was still imagining them as food, so then a few more joined the chase.]

[Cut to the king and Escargoon being chased by a food-dazed Kirby in the hallways of Castle Dedede.

Keep away from me!

[Then King Dedede runs in his personal phone booth, leaving Escargoon outside.]

Hey!

[The king proceeds to dial the N.M.E. Sales Guy.]

S.O.S.! I need an emergency download here!

NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

Chill, 3-D. I’ll just charge extra for the express service.

I don’t care, just hurry up!

NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

Groovy.

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TTuff

Every monster in the universe must be here.

This is crazy.

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I think we finally got most of them.

TTuff

Oh, that Knuckle Joe! Why did he make all this trouble?!

[approaches Kirby and the kids alongside Sword and Blade] Something big is brewing at the castle. Let's go!

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[Knuckle Joe leaps down, tosses away his business suit, and charges in to join in Masher's beatdown of Kirby]

Knuckle Joe! [starts shedding tears] Please don't do it.

Get ready, Kirby. Your time is up! See how ya like this! Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab! (starts pounding on Kirby as well)

Poor Kirby.

TTuff

One bad guy was enough, Tiff. How can Kirby win two against one?

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[Masher and Knuckle Joe continue pounding on Kirby until he's slammed into the base of a nearby hill]

TTuff

No, Kirby!

Knuckle Joe, please stop!

[Masher floats back down onto the ground and Knuckle Joe approaches Kirby]

Kirby.

[Kirby struggles to get back on his feet, but is unable to even stand]

Okay. Finish him.

[Tiff and Tuff gasp and Kirby still struggles to stand]

[leaps in the air to attack] Smash Punch! Kirby, suck it up!

[Kirby reacts and stands up just in time to inhale Knuckle Joe's Smash Punch, transforming into Fighter Kirby and restoring his strength]

Oh, wow!

TTuff

Fighter Kirby!

[Kirby lands and mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]

Now we got a real fight. Alright Masher, do your stuff.

[Masher swings both its spiked ball and handle of its flail quickly and continuously. Then Knuckle Joe leaps up and attacks Masher]

Spin Kick!

[Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher takes everyone by surprise]

Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab!

[Knuckle Joe's Vulcan Jabs eventually knock Masher Down. King Dedede and Escargoon drive down to approach Knuckle Joe]

[in reaction to Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher] You was supposed to clobber Kirby, not mess with Masher!

I tricked ya!

[everyone reacts in surprise]

Whazzat?

It took a long time to plan, but it was worth it. I'm a monster hunter now, and I wanted to bag one of the big ones. That meant goin' after Masher!

TTuff

So that's it.

You didn't work for them. You were only pretending to work for Nightmare Enterprises!

Yeah, I figured the company wasn't gonna let me anywhere near their really strong monsters, so I just sent them my resume.

Hmmm. So you hunted down Masher... with a suit and tie?

That's De-de-de-devious! [laughing]

What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.

AAAAH! You two-timer! Nobody monkeys with Triple D!

Sorry, tubby. Too late!

[growls angrily] Masher, pummel them two pole-cats! I want ya to grind 'em into grit!

[Masher stands up and angrily glares at both Knuckle Joe and Kirby]

Ready for some tag-team attacks, Kirby?

Poyo. [mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]

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TTuff

We thought you were workin' for the bad guys.

You were like a double agent, Joe.

Yeah, well I couldn't have done it without my pal Kirby.

Poyo.

Hunting down monsters throughout the universe... Joe, your father would be proud.

Kirby. Anytime ya need a partner, just give me a call. I'll be there in a flash. See ya! [flies off]

Bye, Joe!

Poyo! [waves goodbye to Knuckle Joe then mimics his nose rub]

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TTuff

Wonder what Dedede's up to?

Based on past experience, I think it's safe to say it's something stupid.

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TUFF!

TTuff

Ah! Hey, Tiff, what's wrong? How come you look so mad?

You know why! You were fighting!

IIro

We were just helping this old tree.

TTuff

Yeah, Whispy Woods asked us to.

Oh, really? So Whispy Woods asked you to kick out those animals?

TTuff

Well, not exactly...

Of course not. Because those animals helped that tree by living in it!

TITuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey

Huh!?

Poyo?

CCoo

Acore provides us with a place to stay. And in exchange, we harm those insects and enrich the soil.

That's right. Kicking them out was a mistake!

TITuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey

[sadly] Aw...

TTuff

We were only trying to help...

Tokkori

Well, ya didn't. Thanks to you, that tree's even worse off than before!

CCoo

You helped them too, Tokkori.

Tokkori

Yeah, I forgot that.

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Kabu here is not only extremely ancient, but he's also the wisest-- [notices the tourists throwing coins into Kabu's insides and gasps] Hey, no throwing coins!

[the tourists continue to throw coins into Kabu anyway]

Let them folks toss away. It's free money.

[the tourists start painting graffiti all over Kabu]

TTuff

Tiff, look what they're doin'! [Tiff notices what the tourists are now doing to Kabu] Knock it off!

Kabu's one of the greatest treasures in Dream Land!

[the tourists bicker back at her in a foreign language]

WDWaddle Doo

Chill out. We do this every place we visit.