Kabu quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Wait. Do not go. You are troubled, my friend, and your heart is full of sorrow. One year has passed since you came to Dream Land.

Kirby. You must be careful. That monster will never stop attacking you.

Tell me, citizens of Dream Land. For what purpose have you come to consult me?

Sir Ebrum

We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.

Lady Like

And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.

King Dedede says it's not his monster...

But I don't believe that rascal.

You know the truth, Kabu!

Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.

The monster is here. And all of Dream Land is in grave danger.

Why did he come here?

It was called here by your own King Dedede. [in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's tank]

Escargoon

Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.

King Dedede

[punches Escargoon on the head] That tattle-telling tiki!

The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.

I'd like to lock both of them up.

What can we do to stop them?

There is nothing you can do.

Sir Ebrum

Oh dear!

Lady Like

Oh dear me!

Then is Dream Land doomed?

Can anybody help, Kabu?

There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.

Kirby.

Yay, Kirby!

Hmmm, bet he's cute!

King Dedede

[He and Escargoon enter] That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.

Escargoon

That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.

Kabu can see the future.

King Dedede

Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?

I predict you will not push it.

King Dedede

Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? [laughs] Well I predict you're dead wrong!

Meta Knight came here to see you, didn't he, Kabu?

He came here to consult with me about the threat to our planet.

Threat to the planet? What do you mean, Kabu?

There is a secret empire of evil ruled by one known as eNeMeE. [a flashback is shown of a shadowed Nightmare placing Chess monsters on the chessboard in his lair] It is his plan to control the entire universe. He creates monsters and delivers them to customers like Dedede, who do not know their true purpose. But eNeMeE made one grave mistake. [Nightmare grimaces in pain as the shadowed sphere he was about to place on the chessboard has just stabbed his finger with a sword] One creature was produced that would not obey his orders, and eNeMeE fears it may defeat him. [Nightmare furiously slams the chessboard as the flashback ends]

The creature must be... Kirby.

Yeah, and that must be why eNeMeE's trying to get rid of him.

That is the likely explanation.

Well, we better get going, Kabu. Thanks for the information.

Hey, Kabu. How'd ya find out about all this stuff?

I learned it long ago, from Meta Knight.

Say what?!

From Meta Knight?!

Kabu here is not only extremely ancient, but he's also the wisest-- [notices the tourists throwing coins into Kabu's insides and gasps] Hey, no throwing coins!

King Dedede

Let them folks toss away. It's free money.

Tiff, look what they're doin'! [Tiff notices what the tourists are now doing to Kabu] Knock it off!

Kabu's one of the greatest treasures in Dream Land!

Chill out. We do this every place we visit.

How rude!

Escargoon

Ah, who cares? It's just a talking tiki. Let's move it!

I'm sorry, Kabu. We'll come back and clean you up.

I could use some moisturizer too.

Kabu, what are we gonna do? The Warp Star's damaged.

The Warp Star will need time to recover.

Kirby

[sadly] Po-poyo, po...

Kirby, Kabu says the Warp Star's tired right now. The only thing we can do is wait for the Warp Star to get better again.

Kirby

Poyo...

How'd we get inside Kabu? What happened?

Don't you remember? You and Kirby were flying on the Warp Star and you fell off.

We were kind of worried. You and Kirby have been knocked out ever since.

But what about all those flying fighters that were after Kirby?

What flyin' fighters, Tiff?

What do you mean what flying fighters?

There weren't any fighters. We've all been inside waitin' for you guys to wake up.

Meta Knight

Tiff, did you really see them?

I'm telling you, I saw them, Meta Knight. You don't think I'd lie, do you?

Kirby

Poyo.

No, Tiff. It was all a dream. A dream that only you and Kirby dreamt.

I don't understand.

Tiff, I sent you and Kirby that dream. I have learned from others like me that eNeMeE has been stealing Air Ride Machines throughout the universe.

But I still don't understand why you would send that dream to Kirby and me.

Kirby must learn to fly not just Warp Stars, but other battle vehicles as well.

Well you should be proud of him. Kirby flew those things like a pro.

Kirby

Poyo!

Don't worry, Meta Knight. You're gonna be good as new.

Meta Knight

I am grateful for your help, Tiff.

Meta Knight, tell me. You didn't really steal that Galaxia sword, did you?

Meta Knight

No. I did not.

You would never do something like that. Maybe you should tell her the truth.

Meta Knight

Nothing I say will change her mind, I am afraid.

But Meta Knight, how are we gonna convince her that you're innocent?

Meta Knight

My sword knows I'm innocent.

[sighs] A lot of good that does. After all, it's not as if your sword can talk or anything.

Meta Knight

We must speak with Kabu. He will explain things to you.

I, Kabu, the All-Knowing, shall show you.

Let us travel back into a time long-forgotten. Thousands of years ago, when the universe was young, Photron, the mighty ruler of the fire people, began to forge a great sword. He called this sword Galaxia. This was no ordinary sword, for it was created with a will and life of its own, and glistened with great mystical powers. eNeMeE sent the monster Kirisakin to steal the Galaxia sword. It was hidden in a dark cave and the great beast guarded it for years. Much time passed. Meta Knight and Garlude found themselves in the cave of Kirisakin. The mighty warriors had been sent to retrieve the sacred sword. Meta Knight saved Galaxia, and the evil empire of eNeMeE no longer possessed the power to control the universe. [the vision ends]

I didn't know your sword was so powerful. But there's one thing that still bothers me. What really happened to Garlude?

Blade Knight

Ssh. [mumbling]

Tuff!

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Kirby.

[hands Tiff the bag of medicine] Here it is.

Great! This'll make you feel much better, Meta Knight.

Meta Knight

Thank you, my friends.

So this is where you are hiding!

Sirica.

No way. She must've followed us here.

That sword is mine! Now you will pay. [opens fire upon everyone, who all move out of the way to dodge the machine gun rounds]