[Cut to the figures on Iro’s windowsill growing to life, then the small circular, square and triangular shaped fighter figures were now on his bed, causing him to stir awake]
[Iro sees his grown-to-life figures in front of him.]
[Cue the figures causing chaos inside the homes of Cappy Town]
'[Cut to the figures growing to life on everyone’s windowsills, including Kirby’s]
[Cut to Tuff’s bedroom, where his three figures were surrounding him, making him backed up against his headboard]
TTuff
Oh no, they did grow!
[The figures approach Tuff, and Tuff tries whacking his pillow around to shoo them away]
[Cut to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like’s bedroom, where a figure lands hard on Sir Ebrum’s side of the bed, making him jolt awake screaming]
[Lady Like sees the alive figures all around the floor surrounding the bed and screams too]
[Tiff runs in the bedroom screaming, with figures of her own chasing her, and hops on the bed with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
They’re monsters! I knew it!
We should have Kirby inhale these intruders!
We need him to come rescue us!
[the altered opening of King Dedede's new show starts playing, which is a "Dedede-ified" version of the show's opening]
[singing to the opening] Dedede! That's the name you should know! Dedede! He's the king of the show! You'll holler and hoot, he'll give Kirby the boot! Dedede's the one!
[reacting to the new show's altered opening] Hey! Kirby's supposed to be the star!
TTuff
Yeah, now it's about Dedede.
Well, if it ain't my faithful servant, Escargoon!
My, aren't you looking fit as a fiddle!
You're downright spiffy yourself.
Have you seen Kirby today, Majesty?
Those two changed my script so they look like heroes! [Growls]
TTuff
If Dedede and Escargoon are heroes, this sure isn't a reality show.
That's what I said, ain't it?
Tokkori...WHY WOULD KIRBY WANNA RUN AWAY!?
If you really wanna know, Kirby and I had a little talk. I said he'd be better off elsewhere since nobody likes him here anyway!
Tiff: How could you say such an awful thing!?!
Well how come none of YOU would play with him?
TTuff
[teasing] That's for us to know and you to find out!
[grabbing Tokkori] Are you telling us the truth about Kirby?!
[absolutely terrified] YEAH! YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!
YEAH?! Then you'd better get out there and find him! AND NOW!!!
[flying out of the house] AAAAGHH!! KIRBY!!
You most certainly startled us.
You better not be here for Kirby.
[laughs] We're not here for the little hog.
We here for the big mouth!
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]
[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]
TTuff
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
We have to get her back somehow!
[At the dungeon]
Lookie here, girly. You can have yourself all of these sweety cakes and creamy puffs compliments of yo kingly ol' friend Dedede.
That's right, all you gotta do is cooperate. Here, have a cupcake.
I wouldn't touch your cruddy cupcake. Now you'd better untie me and let me go right now. RIGHT NOW!
Oh, we'll let you go soon enough.
Just say those magic words!
The ones you say whenever that pesky pinky is in a pickle.
[Both laughing]
Now all you gotta do is say it. And if you don't say it, we gonna keep you tied up not too tight till you do, got it?
Yeah! Tell us where he's hidin' that Warp Star!
I'm not gotta tell you and you two anything.
TTuff
[offscreen] Hey, Tiff!
Look, it's the little brother to the rescue. Ain't that nauseating?
Get lost. We tryin' to find out where Kirby's Warp Star's at.
TTuff
Uh... that's easy. The Warp Star's inside Kabu.
[Dedede, Escargoon, and Tiff all react in shock and Tuff, having realized what he just said, covers his mouth, and then Dedede and Escargoon burst out laughing and then run off to Kabu]
TTuff
[untying Tiff] Sorry. It just slipped out.
Some secret keeper. [sighs]
Luckily, we don't have to hurry.
[Kirby starts eating the food Dedede and Escargoon had out on the table while interrogating Tiff]
TTuff
But what if they find it somehow?
Even if Dedede and Escargoon found the Warp Star, it wouldn't do them any good.
Because they don't understand the power of the Warp Star like I do.
[Tiff flashes back to the events of Dark and Stormy Knight, where she revealed to Meta Knight that she brought the Warp Star to Kabu to keep it safe and secret, and called upon it to aid Kirby during his fight against Kracko]
TTuff
I remember all that, too. But I wanna know where you got the idea to hide the Warp Star inside Kabu.
Well that was easy. I remember the first time I saw it.
[Tiff flashes back to when she and Professor Curio first discovered the Warp Star's pedestal inside Kabu]
Look! I've never seen that.
[narrating] It was like it was made for the Warp Star. It had to stay with Kabu.
[flashback ends]
TTuff
It sure is weird. [about the Warp Star's pedestal] But the Warp Star fits inside it so perfect, especially since Kabu's been around for millions of years.
Of course it's weird. Everything about Kabu is weird.
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