Kim, I think it is so great what you did.
I mean to risk utter embarrassment and total rejection like that. (shows Kim the paper)
(reads from the newspaper) "Cheerleader Kim Possible thinks quarterback Brick Flagg is H-O-T, hot. " By... (angrily) Ron Stoppable?!
We'll totally be here for you when he dumps you.
(Brick appears)
So, Kim, you think I'm hot.
Actually, what I think I said was...
Cool. What are you doing Friday night?
Nothing. I mean nothing with you.
(to some random boy next to him) Hey, she thinks I'm hot.
(to Ron) So, I think Brick Flagg is hot?!
G Girl
(to some boy) It's true. She just said it herself!
Did you see it? My name in lights? Well, in ink actually, but still.
Ron, you ferociously misquoted me!
Woah. I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing but, come on; you'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview. The paper liked my story so much, they're giving me a column!
(to the cafeteria lady) I'll have an omelet, whites only. (gets a heap of greasy food) (to Kim) She must not know who I am.
I'm not sure I know who you are.
Brick (to Wade): Hey, you're Kim's computer dude.
And you're that "Kim thinks you're hot" dude.
(proudly) Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Excuse me, uh, Brick, I have to go.
Okay, spit it out, computer dude.
What a story! Adrena Lynn is a real hero.
Ron, she stole that blimp.
This is art, KP. Sacrifices must be made.
(notices the Adrena Lynn dummy that Kim saved) Oh, no, it can't be! It was just a dummy. She didn't even fall.
Ron, get over it, already.
Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.
And this from a wrestling fan?
I don't get the connection.
Looks like Pop-Pop Porter got so much publicity; he's not pressing charges for the blimp theft.
She's getting away with it?
Well, I was able to highlight the key areas on that photo file.
She calls herself extreme. The big fake!
Imagine that. Lying to the public just to build up your own reputation.
Disgusting! (pauses) Well, Adrena Lynn might get a pass from Pop-Pop, but Ron Stoppable smells a story.
(While Kim is watching the TV in ther locker)
A Anchorwoman
And, in our top story, Ron Stoppable of the Middleton High newspaper reports that extreme teen Adrena Lynn is an extreme fake.
(shows a newspaper) I'm in the paper, too. I'm national, baby!
(reads from the newspaper) "Ace reporter Ron Stoppable, heralded for breaking the story of TV fake. Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet faster than her fake fall ." Can this get any more annoying?
[After Jim and Tim end up in the hospital]
Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.
Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.
And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.
That Adrena Lynn is a menace!
(angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?
No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.
Brick, wait! We need to talk.
Did you just say "we need to talk"? (Kim nods) That's exactly what Amelia said last year when she dumped me. I mean, when we, you know, broke up.
Well, you can't really call it breaking up if we haven't even...
I was a wreck. I totally blew it in the big game against East Side. So, what did you wanna talk to me about?
Just that... I can't wait for Friday either.
(At the Possible residence, the TV is only showing static)
You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?
Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.
(Pause )
You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?
Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.
(about Kim) She is so toast! Roll the camera!
C Cameraman
Hello, Lynn, we've been cancelled!
We're not cancelled until I say we're cancelled! (Cameraman starts to film as she talks) A lonely highway, a desperate mission. Tonight I will pull my greatest stunt yet! Revenge against Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable! (the camera man cuts the camera) How's that for a teaser?
C Cameraman
Good. It'd be better if we had an audience.
[When Kim comes home]
Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.
That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?
(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.
Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.
Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.
(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.
(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.
JT Jim & Tim
Adrena Lynn!
Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)
Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?
(Adrena Lynn's broadcast appears on the Kimmunicator)
Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.
(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)
(Kim and Ron are driving through the woods on Ron's scooter )
Kim, the only thing down this road is the old Middleton Fairgrounds.
That place is haunted. Plus, I lost ten bucks trying to win a stuffed hippo.
Too bad, Ron. If it weren't for you and your stories, we wouldn't be here!
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