RRon
How many times is someone gonna feed me sheep's lungs cooked in its own stomach, before they get that I don't like it?!
S3Overdue
Where's Possible?
RRon
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Whoa there, never said she was.
RRon
Ooh... Heh-heh, awkward...
KKim
[over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.
What's up, Kim?
KKim
Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.
[On the "Wadebot" monitor, Ron is running from a giant mutant flower.]
RRon
AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!
Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.
[laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!
RRon
OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!
Ron Stoppable...
RRon
You're the only one who ever gets my name right; I respect that.
S3Roachie
RRon
Sinking! Sinking! Oh man, now the tugging! Why is there tugging?!
RRon
You're gonna step on me? How ironic is that!
S3 E1Steal Wheels
(unexpectedly without plans on a Friday night) I can handle some me time! Really! How pathetic do you think I am?
(cut to later, while she is sitting on the couch, alone)
KKim
I am so pathetic!
[sees Shego and whistles] Green babe.
[Grabs Shego as if he's about to kiss her]
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause, I'll totally walk by again if I have to, seriously.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, walk... and keep walking!
[Blasts Motor Ed across the room]
Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in looove!
Here is it. The super-nova of all kits, the Total Auto-Body Experience. Seriously!
Must you say "seriously" all the time?!
Seriously?
Seriously!
Yeah, I do! Seriously!
[Lights are switched on; Kim enters room]
KKim
Motor Ed!
Red!
"Red"?
KKim
Drakken?
Kim Possible?!
KKim
How do my foes find each other?
We're related.
KKim
Seriously?
MEMotor Ed / Drakken
Seriously.
Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?
KKim
Actually, no.
[To Shego] Whoa! Babes don't drive, dudes drive, seriously! [Gets blasted by Shego] Man, I love that woman, she's got the green magic!
Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!
News flash, Shego: I'm a bad man.
RRon
Kim, hello! Real life calling!
[Drakken and Motor Ed steal Felix's cyber-robotic wheelchair]
KKim
This is low even for these two.
RRon
Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!
You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?
Been there, done that!
Dude, never get a babe mad when she's driving. It just makes it worse... her driving, I mean. [Shego blasts him with her powers] OW! What'd I say?
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