Adrena Lynn quotes from Kim Possible

Adrena Lynn

Fuh-reaky! (repeated line)

Adrena Lynn

Ratings are up, merchandise sales are up!

M-hm. Copycat incidences are up, too.

Adrena Lynn

It means they're watching. Not my fault if the little dweebs aren't careful.

Maybe they don't getting you fake the stunts?

Adrena Lynn

Whatever. The point is if we're to stay on top, the next stunt must be bigger, more extreme!

Like what?

Adrena Lynn

I'm thinking bungee. Freaky!

Adrena Lynn

(about Kim) She is so toast! Roll the camera!

Hello, Lynn, we've been cancelled!

Adrena Lynn

We're not cancelled until I say we're cancelled! (Cameraman starts to film as she talks) A lonely highway, a desperate mission. Tonight I will pull my greatest stunt yet! Revenge against Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable! (the camera man cuts the camera) How's that for a teaser?

Good. It'd be better if we had an audience.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, we will.

Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

He's not my boyfriend!

That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.

Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.

Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.

(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.

Brick

(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, she'll be here.

Adrena Lynn!

Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)

Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?

Adrena Lynn

Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.

(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)

Adrena Lynn

High school quarterback, Brick Flagg, takes the ride of his life! And only one person can save him! His beloved girlfriend, Kim Possible!

And me.

Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn. This isn't a game!

Adrena Lynn

Exactly! It's real, it's extreme, and it's freaky!

Adrena Lynn, you can not do this!

Adrena Lynn

And why not?

I'm the one responsible for you've been cancelled. I called you a fake.

Brick

What?

I guess takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.

Brick

Oh, harsh!

It worked, kind of, but the thing is that if the fake part about you is what people like, what good is that?

Adrena Lynn

You're right.

From now on I'm keeping it real.

Adrena Lynn

Me, too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible! (she laughs manically)

Okay, that didn't work.

Let's see. (imitating Adrena Lynn's voice) What will I do next? (takes Adrena Lynn, and flies high up with her using a jetpack)

Adrena Lynn

I do extreme stunts for a living. You think I'm afraid of heights?

You fake extreme stunts. Let the world see how brave you are when there's real danger. (flies wildly) Not so extreme after all now, are you? Are you?!

Adrena Lynn

(terrified) No.

(watching it on television) Now she tells us!