Brick quotes from Kim Possible

Um, hey, Brick.

Brick

Uh, nice outfit.

Thanks. It's, er, my size.

Brick

You know, I think what you do is really amazing.

Oh saving the world is no big.

Brick

I mean how you always spelling stuff in your cheers. It's so C-O-O-L... (pause) That's cool, right?

Bonnie

Kim, I think it is so great what you did.

Which was?

Bonnie

I mean to risk utter embarrassment and total rejection like that. (shows Kim the paper)

(reads from the newspaper) "Cheerleader Kim Possible thinks quarterback Brick Flagg is H-O-T, hot." By... (angrily) Ron Stoppable?!

Bonnie

We'll totally be here for you when he dumps you.

Brick

So, Kim, you think I'm hot.

Actually, what I think I said was...

Brick

Cool. What are you doing Friday night?

Nothing. I mean nothing with you.

Brick

Pick you up at eight?

I, uh...

Brick

(to some random boy next to him) Hey, she thinks I'm hot.

Wade

And you're that "Kim thinks you're hot" dude.

Brick

(proudly) Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Excuse me, uh, Brick, I have to go.

Brick

See you Friday.

Wade

He seems nice.

Okay, spit it out, computer dude.

Brick, wait! We need to talk.

Brick

Did you just say "we need to talk"? (Kim nods) That's exactly what Amelia said last year when she dumped me. I mean, when we, you know, broke up.

Well, you can't really call it breaking up if we haven't even...

Brick

I was a wreck. I totally blew it in the big game against East Side. So, what did you wanna talk to me about?

Just that... I can't wait for Friday either.

Brick

Cool. (walks off)

I am so toast.

Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

He's not my boyfriend!

That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.

Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.

Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.

(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.

Brick

(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, she'll be here.

Adrena Lynn!

Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)

Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?

Adrena Lynn

Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.

(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)

Adrena Lynn, you can not do this!

Adrena Lynn

And why not?

I'm the one responsible for you've been cancelled. I called you a fake.

Brick

What?

I guess takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.

Brick

Oh, harsh!

It worked, kind of, but the thing is that if the fake part about you is what people like, what good is that?

Adrena Lynn

You're right.

From now on I'm keeping it real.

Adrena Lynn

Me, too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible! (she laughs manically)

Okay, that didn't work.

Possible and the new guy got the funk.

Bonnie

Shut up.

Brick

Okay.

And so, thanks to teen hero Kim Possible, the worldwide Diablo destruction is itself disabled.

Brick

Possible shoots, she scores!

Monique

Straight up! (high fives Brick)

Bonnie

(annoyed) Excuse me!

Brick

Oh your excused. Hey, while your gone I'll hang with Monique.

Monique

Me like. (Bonnie growls)

Bonnie

It's finally happened! She's dating that loser! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating!