Kim Possible · Season 1
I WANT MY MONEY!
Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. It is not in my possession, therefore, I'm not paying.
You... you... you're a criminal!
My dear fellow, I repeatedly try to take over the world. OF COURSE I'M CRIMINAL!
Wade, cool costume...! Wait a second, you're going to leave your room?
No way, I do it all online.
Greetings, Anchor Man! I come from a distant star cluster, seeking chocolate!
Hey, Eugene.
Aw, how did you know it was me?
Cross-ref'd your ISP address. I put the candy credits in your mailbox.
Thanks, Wade! Go in peace.
AH, STICK A SOCK IN IT!
It's an exposé I call...
"Math: You'll Never Actually Use It In The Real World"
I'm already working on a follow-up piece about semicolons!
Fuh-reaky! (repeated line)
Some kid's gonna get hurt trying to imitate that girls stunts!
Hey! Let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo, like Adrena Lynn!
Cool!
Here, tie this steak on!
Sorry, KP, but discovering your favorite action hero is a big fake is not something you just 'get over'.
And this from a wrestling fan?
I don't see the connection.
And reports that Adrena Lynn is a fake, coupled with a rash of copycat stunts across the country...
That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)
...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"
Jim, Tim, there'll be no rooting for your sister's foe.
Listen, I'm sorry you almost plunged to your death on worldwide television...
Kim, stop. I get it now.
(dubious) You do?
Sure. You had that skinny guy expose Adrena Lynn so she'd freak out and set up this whole 'Save Brick' thing, just to prove you dug me! Kim, you're nice and all, but you try too hard. If you just asked me out, that's cool, but this is too much. I'm sorry, but it's over.
Brick [to Kim]: Hey.
Um, hey, Brick.
Uh, nice outfit.
Thanks. It's, er, my size.
You know, I think what you do is really amazing.
Oh saving the world is no big.
I mean how you always spelling stuff in your cheers. It's so C-O-O-L... (pause) That's cool, right?
(to Ron) Why are you looking at me like that?
Cause I've found my story. I'm gonna interview you! The Kim Possible!
Since when does my name have a "The" in front of it?
And Kim, I won't accept anything less than the hard-hitting truth.
Kim [about Adrena Lynn's show]: This show is a mind-numbing waste of satellite frequencies.
You're right. Besides, I'm taping it at home.
Ratings are up, merchandise sales are up!
M-hm. Copycat incidences are up, too.
It means they're watching. Not my fault if the little dweebs aren't careful.
Maybe they don't getting you fake the stunts?
Whatever. The point is if we're to stay on top, the next stunt must be bigger, more extreme!
Like what?
I'm thinking bungee. Freaky!
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