Kim Possible · Season 1
High school quarterback, Brick Flagg, takes the ride of his life! And only one person can save him! His beloved girlfriend, Kim Possible!
And me.
Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn. This isn't a game!
Exactly! It's real, it's extreme, and it's freaky!
Ron (while on the swings ride): Kim! No, please, this ride always makes me throw up! Argh! (he spins around) ...Kim! ...Kim! ...Kim!
Adrena Lynn, you can not do this!
And why not?
I'm the one responsible for you've been cancelled. I called you a fake.
What?
I guess takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.
Oh, harsh!
It worked, kind of, but the thing is that if the fake part about you is what people like, what good is that?
You're right.
From now on I'm keeping it real.
Me, too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible! (she laughs manically)
Okay, that didn't work.
(After Kim has saved Brick)
Let's see. (imitating Adrena Lynn's voice) What will I do next? (takes Adrena Lynn, and flies high up with her using a jetpack)
I do extreme stunts for a living. You think I'm afraid of heights?
You fake extreme stunts. Let the world see how brave you are when there's real danger. (flies wildly) Not so extreme after all now, are you? Are you?!
(terrified) No.
(watching it on television) Now she tells us!
Headline: Quarterback sacks Kim Possible! She has a dislocated heart and will be out for the remains of the season! (Rufus shuts his mouth)
Thank you.
[to henchmen] To clone any one of you would be a crime against humanity that even I am incapable of.
Kim Possible always defeats me! And it vexes me so.
You? I'm the one fighting her.
That's true. It is you she always defeats.
What's your point?
I simply need to tip the odds in your favor.
How?
Suppose you outnumbered her. Suppose there was an army of you against one of her.
Oh no, again with the cloning!?
One little thread of hair should do it...
[pulls out her contract] Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up, chief! You cannot have my DNA! I have a "no cloning"-clause in my contract. Remember?
That was then. This is now!
Yeah, yeah. And this is me saying I QUIT!
Shego, wait, don't go! Oof, I think I got a papercut.
[under mind control, to Ron] Doctor Drakken will see you now.
Remember: candy is dandy, but fruit helps you poop.
I love this. Hand me a fork.
[under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Get me a Dodo bird.
Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.
[Kim, Ron, and Jim & Tim are about to go on a plane trip]
Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?
No.
"Business"? Like what? Banking?
Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".
Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.
[Rufus climbs up to Ron's ear and whispers to him]
Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]
[When he and Ron are cornered by the mind controlled Kim and Shego] Uh oh, uh unn, oh no, oh no, pain, please no, un uh.
[Shego enters]
Hey, Frankie, you got my eye smoker?
Maybe ought to lay off the caffeine. [uses her energy to put the guard to sleep] It keeps you awake.
Well done, Shego!
Dr. Drakken, stop!
I give the orders. You do not tell me to stop. [alarm goes off]
[irritated] I do, when I haven't shut down the alarm system yet!
[Kim and Shego have been freed from Drakken's control]
Nice outfit.
Nice apron.
[rips off the apron and angrily walks to Drakken] Okay, Doc. For future reference, the chip made obey every command. But I was aware of exactly what was happening!
The whole time?
Dodgeball and dodos!?
Ooh...
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT LISTENING TO YOU IS LIKE!? IT IS SO BORING!
[Shego chases Drakken out of the lair]
[to Kim] You blue foxes think you know everything!
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