KKim
There he is... that's Falsetto Jones.
RRon
Why do you think he's called "Falsetto"?
FFalsetto
(high-pitched) Welcome, humans and canines alike, to my annual dog show!
KKim
Freak helium accident.
RRon
Ouch.
S2Rufus in Show
S2Adventures in Rufus-sitting
KKim
Rufus, jump down to me.
Uh-uh.
KKim
Rufus, jump now!
Uh-uh, no way.
KKim
(singing) Rock-a-bye Rufus in the treetop/ When the wind blows the cradle will rock/ When the bough breaks the cradle will fall/ And down will come Rufus, cradle and all.
S2Rufus vs. Commodore Puddles
GSGeneral Simms
That's it. I'm activating the base's self-destruct sequence. The secrets contained in Area 51 must never be exposed.
RRon
What secrets? Everybody knows already!
KKim
Sir, we still have one last line of defense.
GGeneral
And what would that be?
KKim
Me.
SSimms
You've got ten minutes.
Now what did we agree on?
If I wanted a dog I had to promise to take care of him. Which I will. Later!
RRon
That would be the coolest shot ever... if it weren't for the 2000 ton poodle that has been unleashed into an unsuspecting world.
KKim
I know that this is going to sound weird, but you've got to let us in. There's this monster poodle....
SSoldier
Name?
KKim
Commodore Puddles
SSoldier
Your name?
KKim
Oh, uh Kim Possible.
RRon
What's the real deal, what are you hiding here?
SSimms
I'll show you.
KKim
It's flying saucers.
RRon
Alien technology.
SSimms
Yada, yada.
KKim
But that means all the rumors are true!
SSimms
Every last one of them. We've implemented a double-negative cover story. We make sure only to leak out information that is one-hundred percent accurate.
RRon
But then it's not really secret.
SSimms
That's exactly what we want you to believe.
RRon
Yeah, but then... never mind.
S2Sick Day
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!
RRon
Shego! Wow, you look green. I mean, greener.
[Ron and Kim both have colds.]
RRon
I so don't get this soap opera!
KKim
What's not to get? Felicia's arch-enemy created a machine that swapped her brain with Brock's.
[Drakken and Killigan are both in bed with colds.]
DKDuff Killigan
Aye, can you believe Felician and Brock switched brains?
I know! So does that mean the wedding's off?
[Shego has Kim trapped]
KKim
I have to sneeze!
What?
KKim
I need to cover my nose!
Nice try, Kimmy!
[Kim sneezes right into Shego's face.]
Ugh, that was a low blow!
[Kim blows her nose]
[Ron has brought the Ray-X to the Possible house]
RRon
A sick, sneezy baby spread her germy ill all over me. Thank goodness for the Stoppable Fortress of Immunity!
[Scene changes as Ron sits on the table, sick and eating chicken soup. He sneezes and Rufus brings him a tissue]
KKim
[laughs] Fortress of Immunity, huh?
S2The Truth Hurts
KKim
The sky is – blue! My name is – Possible! Pro wrestling is – fake! Nooooo!
(Shego prepares to fight Kim on ice skates)
I'm going to whip you on technical merit and artistic impression!
KKim
Bring.
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