“All The News” quotes from Kim Possible

Ron Stoppable

It's an exposé I call...

"Math: You'll Never Actually Use It In The Real World"

Ron Stoppable

I'm already working on a follow-up piece about semicolons!

Adrena Lynn

Fuh-reaky! (repeated line)

Kim Possible

Some kid's gonna get hurt trying to imitate that girls stunts!

Hey! Let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo, like Adrena Lynn!

Cool!

Here, tie this steak on!

Ron Stoppable

Sorry, KP, but discovering your favorite action hero is a big fake is not something you just 'get over'.

Kim Possible

And this from a wrestling fan?

Ron Stoppable

I don't see the connection.

And reports that Adrena Lynn is a fake, coupled with a rash of copycat stunts across the country...

That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)

...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"

Jim, Tim, there'll be no rooting for your sister's foe.

Kim Possible

Listen, I'm sorry you almost plunged to your death on worldwide television...

Kim, stop. I get it now.

Kim Possible

(dubious) You do?

Sure. You had that skinny guy expose Adrena Lynn so she'd freak out and set up this whole 'Save Brick' thing, just to prove you dug me! Kim, you're nice and all, but you try too hard. If you just asked me out, that's cool, but this is too much. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Um, hey, Brick.

Brick

Uh, nice outfit.

Thanks. It's, er, my size.

Brick

You know, I think what you do is really amazing.

Oh saving the world is no big.

Brick

I mean how you always spelling stuff in your cheers. It's so C-O-O-L... (pause) That's cool, right?

(to Ron) Why are you looking at me like that?

Cause I've found my story. I'm gonna interview you! The Kim Possible!

Since when does my name have a "The" in front of it?

And Kim, I won't accept anything less than the hard-hitting truth.

You're right. Besides, I'm taping it at home.

Adrena Lynn

Ratings are up, merchandise sales are up!

M-hm. Copycat incidences are up, too.

Adrena Lynn

It means they're watching. Not my fault if the little dweebs aren't careful.

Maybe they don't getting you fake the stunts?

Adrena Lynn

Whatever. The point is if we're to stay on top, the next stunt must be bigger, more extreme!

Like what?

Adrena Lynn

I'm thinking bungee. Freaky!

Bonnie

Kim, I think it is so great what you did.

Which was?

Bonnie

I mean to risk utter embarrassment and total rejection like that. (shows Kim the paper)

(reads from the newspaper) "Cheerleader Kim Possible thinks quarterback Brick Flagg is H-O-T, hot." By... (angrily) Ron Stoppable?!

Bonnie

We'll totally be here for you when he dumps you.

Brick

So, Kim, you think I'm hot.

Actually, what I think I said was...

Brick

Cool. What are you doing Friday night?

Nothing. I mean nothing with you.

Brick

Pick you up at eight?

I, uh...

Brick

(to some random boy next to him) Hey, she thinks I'm hot.

(to Ron) So, I think Brick Flagg is hot?!

(to some boy) It's true. She just said it herself!

Did you see it? My name in lights? Well, in ink actually, but still.

Ron, you ferociously misquoted me!

Woah. I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing but, come on; you'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview. The paper liked my story so much, they're giving me a column!

(to the cafeteria lady) I'll have an omelet, whites only. (gets a heap of greasy food) (to Kim) She must not know who I am.

I'm not sure I know who you are.

Wade

And you're that "Kim thinks you're hot" dude.

Brick

(proudly) Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Excuse me, uh, Brick, I have to go.

Brick

See you Friday.

Wade

He seems nice.

Okay, spit it out, computer dude.