I have bad news.
No kidding. I can not afford this jacket.
Kim Possible · Season 1, Episode 6
I have bad news.
No kidding. I can not afford this jacket.
Is that a clip-on tie, Ned?
[clipping and unclipping tie] For quick removal in the event of a grease fire.
Oh, no... no, no, not the puppy dog pout!
A-ha! Eat magma, Milwaukee!
[He slams his fist down on the "fire" button, but only molten cheese pours out.]
Why isn't Milwaukee eating magma? (as molten cheese rises around his ankles) Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese! I thought it was a cheese-covered building!
(floating by) Oh, golly, no. You'd be surprised... (gets swamped) BLUB BLUG GLUG...
Rufus, this is a precision instrument, incredibly complex. Better mess with everything.
[over loudspeaker at Bueno Nacho] Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, looking fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.
Ron. We might have a lead on Drakken. (weighing them in her hand) Drakken... nachos? I'm gonna have to go with Drakken.
Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."
...Mom, do you have me on speaker?
Sorry, honey - I've got both hands in a fifty-two-year-old male's temporal lobe.
[to Kim] You see?! Any second now, I will strike swiftly, and without mercy...!
...Er...actually, make it more like...half hour?
Fine, whatever.
Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.
Ron, get to the laser drill. I'll take care of Shego.
Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?
[Rufus picks up dog biscuit] Don't eat it, Rufus! It could be - hmm. Mmm. Bacony.
What're you eating?
Taco meets Nacho. I call it: 'The Naco.'
...I call it gross beyond reason.
I belong... I belong to Bueno Nacho! Yo amo esto lugar! ("I love this place!")
Si! ("Yes!")
Your bilingual wiles will hold no sway with me, Miss Possible. I am management.
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