Wade quotes from Kim Possible

This is way worse than when he got the frou-frou haircut.

Wade

Look at it this way: Ron's lost it much faster than usual, so maybe he'll snap out of it faster too.

He's calling himself "The Ron."

Wade

Or maybe he's lost to us forever.

[over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.

Wade

What's up, Kim?

Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.

AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!

Wade

Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.

Dementor

[laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!

OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!

Now, about that favor...

[nervously tries to walk away] Look, Kim, I...

You see, tonight's the big Middleton days festival, and I don't have a date. [stops Ron from leaving]

Date? You wanna go to the festival as my date?

Oh, I thought you'd never ask!

Wait, but, I...

Wade

[appears on the screen] Hey guys, I...

Wade

Um, bad time to call?

[giggles] Guess what the sitch is, Wade? [lifts Ron back up]

Wade

I'm, um... Just wanted to let you know I've got a link to the communicator and... Were you guys just smacking lips?

Great, Wade.

Whatever you say.

I'm gonna get ready for tonight. [gives Ron a cat growl as she leaves]

Wade

What's going on? [Ron closes the locker on Wade] This isn't normal! Hello!?

Wade, I need you to keep an eye on Ron. You've still got him chipped, right?

Wade

Kim, we talked about the ethical ramifications of that...

Wade...

Wade

Yeah, okay.

Please and thank you!

Drakken

Aha, Kim Possible, you have fallen for my trap!

Ron, you said this wasn't a trap.

How can it be a trap if we knew that it was a trap?

Drakken

Its a trap-trap.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Drakken

Nargh, answer it.

Wade

Kim, its a trap-trap.

Shego

Okay, moving on...

Wade

Just make sure you're not the one wearing-

-a red shirt?

And... you. You're expendable.

Wade

I'm gonna try and move you two into the same demension. Get ready.

Shego

Agh, what fresh torment is this?

Wade

Kim, did I match you up?

Kind of...

Shego

Not.

There's been a cross over between Drakken's vortex inducer and the cable signal.

Shego

Doy, I figured that out three channels ago!

Wade

Rufus, where's Kim?

Rufus

Shego!

[still fighting] Go, Wade. I'm listening.

Wade

I found Ron. I'll try to move you guys to the same dimension.

Shego

Oh, great, dweeb to the rescue.

What makes you think you're coming with?

Shego

Because this is way too... moopy for me.

Moopy? Oh, you were on Pals? I love that show!

Shego

Figures.

Wade

Everything's back to normal... mostly.

So what happened to Drakken?

Wade

Looks like he took a detour.

Lalalalalalalalalala!

Shego

This is so worse than moopy.

Today's color is green! Do you see anything green?

Shego

Yeah, I got your green, felt-face!

Drakken

[nervously] Shego, you're going to anger Mr. Sit-down.

Shego

What? (Mr. Sit-down sits on them) Oh.

Wade

I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.

Did you analyze the gravy sample?

Wade

Yup.

Monique

And?

Wade

You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.

Monique

I say we trust him on the gravy.

Wade

Does the name "Yamanouchi" mean anything to you?

That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?

Wade

Turns out it's a super-secret school...

I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!

Wade

That wasn't what I...

What? You think I'm jelling? I'm not jelling! Why would I jell?

Wade

Right...

Hurry Ron, "baby" and "missing" are a bad combination.

Right with ya, KP.

Wade, need a DNA scan of the baby's hair... then an ultraviolet sweep of the nursery. Ron?

Look, I spelled Rufus.

Kim Possible, thank goodness you're here.

We came as soon as we heard your baby was... right there in your arms?

It's not our baby that's missing.

No, it's her... her...

Paccie.

You called us for a missing pacifier?

Can't you just buy a new one?

What up, Wade?

Wade

Something seriously weird.

Let me guess, a worldwide wave of stolen pacifiers?

Wade

Yeah! How did you know?

Just a hunch.

Whoever did this...? I said whoever did this left a note.

Not dust, baby powder.

Wade

Scan complete, Kim, and we're looking at rare baby talc, manufactured in the tiny English village of Sheershimsheer. Well, it used to be.

Not anymore?

Wade

The baby powder factory has been closed for years.

Uh, sounds dead-endish.

Wade

Maybe not, look at this. Sheershimsheer is also the home of a nanny-training academy. Oh wait, also closed.

That's double dead-endish.

Rufus

Yeah.

It's the only lead we got, better check it out.

Ron, infiltrating, no crunch zone.

Right. (munches) Whoa, there's chocolate at the bottom, heh-heh...

(sighs) Wade, what have you got?

Wade

Nothing I can put my finger on. Infrared shows something in there is using a lot of power, but I have no idea what.

Wade

Shouldn't I just be myself?

No, that only works in cartoons.

Wade

The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.

Eww!

Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...

Barkin

[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!