RRon
It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!
“Coach Possible” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Ron (12), Kim (8), Senor Senior Jr (3), Senor Senior Sr (3), Wade (2), Tim (1), Jim (1), Mrs. Possible (1)
KKim
[To her mother] Not the puppy dog pout! That's mine!
KKim
Ron, what are you doing here?
RRon
I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.
Looks like we picked up a few passengers. Kim Possible and her sidekick-type friend whose name escapes me.
[leaning out of helicopter] What is your name again, young man?
RRon
[yelling] It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!
That's right...
RRon
Quick, shimmy up the cable.
KKim
You're closer, you shimmy.
RRon
Have you ever seen me shimmy? It's not pretty.
RRon
Come on, we don't have much time.
KKim
Ron, they're in a helicopter? We'll never catch them.
RRon
Who's talking about them? Bueno Nacho closes in three minutes! I'm starving!
RRon
You get one chimerito and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo sauce. You can't possibly use all this sauce. Somewhere, there's a landfill loaded with unopened hot sauce. And someday, I'm gonna find it.
RRon
I think your natural competitive Kim-ness has taken you to a very dark place.
Wade': Well. They shouldn't be hard to find.
RRon
Yeah, the map helps.
Senor Senior Sr.': It is your evil disco; not mine.
So, you taught the animals to cha cha cha. Now, tell me your villainous scheme.
My plan is this. As the funny animals dance to the pounding beat, the crowd will be inspired to do the same!
And then?
We will party all night long!
Everyone will dance? That is your evil plan?
Aaaaand...I will overcharge for beverages! Hahahaha!
Ah, the 'clever threat'! Good, Jr.! Now, you must follow through with a display of violent anger.
But I'm mildly put off at best!
(In the Possible living room, Kim's dad is shown to have broken his leg)
Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.
KKim
You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.
What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)
KKim
(angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?
There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!
KKim
Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.
No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.
WWaiter
Somebody stole JP Barrymore!
RRon
At least you still have the back-up band.
WWaiter
The bear was totally carrying those hacks! JP is the state of the art animatronic musicians!
RRon
Pizzapottomus! No!
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