Ron quotes from Kim Possible

You can't spell inspiration without procrastination!

Eh... Yes, you can.

Not the "ation" part. Booyah!

I thought you were supposed to be some kind of Master of Monkey Kung Fu?

You know, it's funny, it comes and goes...

[preparing to fight Kim] I wish there was some other way...

Really?

No, I'm told we should always say that, for legal reasons.

[walking in] Nacos, plenty of Diablo sauce and some snackies...

Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school?

Hey, KP! No, just picked up some snacks for a, erm, er... field trip [looks around guiltily]

Field trip?

Yori

Everything is ready, Stoppable-San.

Yori! [nervously] Ha-ha, um Yori, this is Kim and Monique.

Yori

Ah! Kim Possible! [She bows] I have heard much!

Really? I haven't. [Glares at Ron]

Oh... sure, KP... you know Yori from seventh period History? No, no she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep...

We never met actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger I do not know?

But you just said her name is Yori.

[nervously] Yori, well, it's a common name... ya know... in Japan... Well, I... I... I gotta go! Bye!

Yori

According to the map, we should be very near.

Oh, good. Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

If she liked me, then why couldn't she just say so? I mean, she was being all ninja about it.

(awkwardly) Well... you got me.

Ron!

KP? What are you doing?

Rescuing you. [to Yori]] Nice try.

Whoa! Are you freaking over my friend Yori?

I am not freaking! I am not jelling!

Jelling?

What's jelling?

Never mind jelling! Your "friend", Yori, is working for Monkey Fist.

No! She's just my... She... What was the last thing I told you?

Yori

You may tell her.

Really? You sure?

She's sure. Spill.

I'm on to the next big thing!

What's that?

Monkey Ninjas in Space!

Been there.

Done that.

Sumo Ninja?!

(deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!

That is sick and wrong!

I am your doom!

This is the last straw!

I beg your pardon?

This is the last straw!

No, we've got more in the back.

You took away the bendy-straws!

You, sir, have lost it!

[high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!

What?

Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.

[same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!

There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.

Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?

Out there... in here...

(realizing what he means) Oh... really?

Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?

I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!

Ron's on TV!

And he's freaking out!

Honey, I think the boys are right.

Hmm, Ronald, freaking?

[chuckling] Oh, so he is.

Drakken

This is not over! It can't be over!

(closing door to police van) Deal with it dude, its over. (van leaves)

You know, Ron, we better hurry... [gives Ron a loving look]

Hurry where?

[grabs Ron's hand and runs] You'll see.

Taking over the world is one thing but you ruined Bueno Nacho! Your gonna pay!

Drakken

You can't be serious!

Note! Serious! Face!

Drakken

Oh please, your name escapes me, I beg of you!

Say my name! Say it!

Drakken

It's Ron Stoppable!

(satisfied) Booyah!