Nanny Maim quotes from Kim Possible

Okay, the creepy factor's in serious over "freak" here.

Rufus

O-o-o-oh.

It's just an old house, it's not haunted.

AAH! It's a zombie!

May I help you?

(To Ron) Not a Zombie... (To Old Lady) Hi, we're looking for Nanny Maim.

I am she.

I'm Kim Possible, and this is Ron Stoppable.

Hey.

Nanny Maim

Hay is for horses, young man, and do stand up straight. Your posture is atrocious.

Yes, Ma'am.

We were hoping to find out about your nanny academy.

Nanny Maim

Deary, there hasn't been an academy here for years. No one needs nannies anymore. At least, not nannies who know how to handle unruly children.

It's just that we have some questions about the baby powder that used to be manufactured here.

Nanny Maim

Ohh, perhaps I can help you with that.

Really?

Nanny Maim

Yes. I would suggest you take your questions and... go elsewhere.

Huh?

Let's see if the other locals are friendlier.

Uh, I'd settle for "not as bone chillingly eerie."

Nanny Maim

Apparently, during your last visit, I did not make myself clear.

Oh, it's very clear. You're creating an army of super babies, and using them to steal pacifiers.

Ok, now see I was thinking that but when you said it out loud, I-it sounded silly.

I know.

Nanny Maim

(tsking) So very naughty, trying to muck up Nanny Maim's plans like this. (sips tea) Hmmmm, what to do?

You could tell us what this is all about. That's sort of traditional in situations like this.

Nanny Maim

Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. A stern nanny was no longer the fashion. Fewer and fewer of my graduates were hired. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good.

So, this is about revenge?

Nanny Maim

Do not interrupt, that is quite rude. Nanny Maim realized you could make more money making children unhappy, then she could making them happy.

Hey, what's more traditional than greed?

And the, um, hench-babies?

Nanny Maim

These little dears? They show just what traditional Nanning and firm discipline can accomplish. Also, feeding full-size henchmen gets a bit pricey.

Cheap, that's traditional too.

The good guys getting free while the bad guy explains the plan... also traditional.