We'll figure it out. We're rock stars.
Rock stars who steal their music from a cell phone?!
Is there any other kind?
S1 E16Battle of the Bands
For now, let's just worry about covering our butts.
One step ahead of you. (has a sheep on his butt)
Everyone. I have a confession to make.
RReporter
He's a vampire! It all adds up!
YYori
Something's not right about you guys.
OOri
Yeah. You hold your instruments funny.
YYori
All your songs are 15 seconds long!
S1 E17La Cage Aux Mikey
Well, if you really are Mikey's parents, then you must know a lot about him.
When's Mikey's birthday?
What's Mikey's name?
[mimical gestures while an accordion plays in the background]
[angrily] You made me learn how to cook delicious foods!? Do you know how useless that is to me!?
To eat is a necessity; but to eat intelligently is an art.
BBeef
That's beautiful, Gonard.
A guy wrote it on my hand at the bus station. (holds up hand)
You guys remember that reporter that was here?
Sure, about yea high, face made of glass, always standing next to the fax machine.
You're thinking of the photocopier.
That wasn't a reporter? Then why would he want a picture of my butt?
S1 E18Reality Bites
Hey, Keep it down! I'm trying to watch TV.
[Gonard, watching TV, sees himself on reality show]
Oh, man, this guys got moves!
Gonard, that's you!
Shyeah, I wish.
[on TV] Yeah, Girls cooking for her friends.
Ugh! That was my voice sounds like?
[on TV] I'm with you, Mikey.
That’s what I looks like?
This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket.
I look like a sandwich loving buffoon.
I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!
[On TV, Mikey opens the fridge and farts]
AAll
O.M.G!!!!! [running away to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YMYes Man
Security breach!
[holding the novel 'War and Peace'] No food for me; I'm too busy feeding my brain with book knowledge. [takes bite out of book and with mouth full] Mmm, verbs... mmm. Pass the syrup.
I don't know, guys, you know what they say, 'Too many cooks spoil the broth.'
No. What they say is, 'Too many cooks write the best books.'
[excitedly paging through a photo album] Here's me fighting 'gators in the Amazon. Oh, and and here's me playing ping-pong on the moon. Oh, and here's me inventing penicillin at the prom.
Those are just all pictures of you with sandwiches.
Jealous?
[angrily] What am I supposed to put on the air now?!
YMYes Man
The Yes Man Variety Hour!
If you want this butt camera back send 1000 unmarked cookies to my mouth by 3 o'clock tomorrow.
S1 E19A Christmas Mikey
Gonard! You're not evil!
Thanks, I've been using a new deoderant.
Eat the stocking... EAT IT! [shoves christmas stocking in Yes-man's mouth]
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