There's only one man lonely enough to have that many cats.
Yes Man?
No. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Burglar.
S2 E10The Masked Tanuki
S2 E15Night of the Werepuff
Here we are. I'm betting anything Mikey's inside.
But there are thousands of clothing stores in Tokyo. What makes you think he's in this one?
Just a hunch. Plus there are hundreds of people running out screaming.
[sees crowd running out and screaming from the front door]
Oh.
Lily, quit it! We need to fix Mikey by midnight, or he'll be like this forever!
Works for me.
You know, I guess I always felt there was something keeping us apart. Now I know that something was Mikey's voice, face, body and texture. But that's all changed now.
All my life, the tall furry guys always get everything, and the short furry guys just get kicked around. Well, I'm sick of it. Have I not fur? Do I not shed? I'm onto you, werepuffs. One day you'll slip up. And I'll be waiting!
(tearing up) I'm just so glad for them. Seeing those two together is like a dream come true. (blows nose) If I could tell those lovers one thing, it'd probably be... (cries)
[Werepuff kidnaps Lily]
What was that?
Oh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.
Oh. They always go for the blonde.
S2 E23Live LilyMu
[Mikey puts farting powder on Gonard's ice cream, pretending it is sprinkles]
Ooooh! Mint chip, my favorite!
Actually, this is really for Gonard.
One bite couldn't hurt.
Come on Mitsuki. Do you really need the carbs?
I'll take my chances. [tastes the ice cream] Mmmmm!
SSpeakerphone
Places everyone. Broadcasting is in less than one minute.
Uh oh.
[Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
He's going to use Guano's crystal to power the super missile.
Not if I can help it. [talk to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim the blaster!
Nuh-uh.
[Lily shocked]
Guys! [angrily] Guano's in trouble.
Lily, quick. Ask Mitsuki to aim the blaster.
Oh brother. [Ask to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim your blaster!
[talk to Lily] Lily, Tell Mikey I'll aim my blaster just as soon as he stop being such a MEGA JERK.
[Cut to audience jeering]
JJomar
That was TERRIBLE!
CVClaude Von Fabio
I can't even look.
[The squid covers the eyes; Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
[chuckles; talk to Mikey] Mikey, Stop being such a “mega jerk” and Mitsuki will aim the blaster.
[Cut to audience jeering again]
DDadzuki
You called that ‘acting’?
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
Lily, Tell Mitsuki that's who she gonna be, I don’t even want her to AIM the blaster!
[Lily facepalm]
Tell Mikey, FINE!
Tell Mitsuki, see if i can.
[Cut to Yes Man and Guano in Gonard's truck]
YMYes Man
Stop fighting! You're makes Yes Man's...[sadly] sad.
[angrily] Guano! Guano!
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
[angrily] Yeah, guys. CUT IT OUT!
Nuh-uh.
Nope.
Then I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!
[Lily leaves the stage in the studio]
S2 E24Mitsuki Butterfly
Mitsuki, help!
DDadzuki
I'm coming Mikey!
Wow, [Dadzuki lifts him up] you're hands are strong and hairy. Thanks, Mitsuki, you're a lifesaver.
DDadzuki
Not so fast! You see, I'm not Mitsuki at all.
Huh?
GLGonard, Lily, and Guano
Huh?
DDadzuki
Yes, it is I Dadzuki, the father of Mitsuki.
[Mikey, Gonard, Guano, and Lily gasps]
S2 E26The Wizard of Ozu
It's finished, Mikey. Forked over.
Sorry. The shoes must go.
G-G-G-Guano, Gonard, Mitsuki! Y-Y-You got my back, right?
What gonna I do, Mikey? [whispers] Ozu waits is watching it.
WHAT?? Guano, you're just...a coward! [Guano feels sad] And Gonard, you got...cold cuts for brains!
[happily] Why thank you.
And YOU!...Whatever your name is. Thanks for nothing! [Mitsuki crying]
Mikey, you're overreacting.
YMYes Man
How do you know, bomb-brain?
I showed you overreacting. I quitting the show and leaving you guys FOREVER! [All gasps] Who needs a bunch of close friends when you've got a pair of old sneakers? [Mikey leaving apartment]
But Mikey. The storm!
[last lines]
There's no place like home! Right, Gonard?
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