Citizens of Tokyo! For too long, you have ignored Dr. Igor! For too long have you denied me the respect I deserve! Now it's- It's-
Yes! It's payback time! Unless you give me everything I want, I will use my Size-Mo-Lazer and Guano's Power Crystal to make myself incredibly small!
Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, but maybe you should make yourself bigger instead of smaller?
Hmmm... bigger. Good idea. I shall make myself enormous and then I'll- I'll...
Gonard hit both four and nine and if you add them together you get-
Help! I'm too beautiful to swim!
A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!
[Ozu's phone rings]
Ozu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!
Not now! I just gave Yes Man a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.
[takes a bite of the sandwich] Why would you do this?!
All the classic movie monsters were my inventions! Mega-Rat! Mega-Snake! Mega-Mom!
FForbes
I designed the monster's butts.
Look! It's the moths from the movie, "Attack of the Mega-Moths."
And his death ray from "Mega Night of the Death Ray"!
Sweet! Dracula's retainer and the long lost ending to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"
Come on! The three-headed Mega-Dragon's gonna fight a Mega-Turtle with four butts!
New, from LilyMu! It's the "LilyMu: Super Bloopers" DVD! On sale for only five thousand yen!
[Lily and the Phantom of the sound stage planning to prank Mikey]
Then, I will teach him a lesson he'll not forget.
LPLily and Phantom
[Evil laugh]
That's a pretty good evil laugh, you've got.
Legend has it, the stage is haunted by a hideous creature.
Guano! [buzzer sound effect]
No, a hideous creature that lurks in the shadows.
Mitsuki? [buzzer sound effect]
[to the tune of the title song from The Phantom of the Opera] I must do to young Mikey / What that prankster did to me.
That's ridiculous! Yoshi will say anything if you tickle him! [Tickles Yoshi]
YYoshi
[Laughing] Stop! Stop! I brush my teeth with dogs!
A cell phone! We can cheat after all!
[Gonard, Guano and Lily cheer]
Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!
And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!
GGGonard, Guano and Lily
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
OOri
Well, what do we have here?
YYori
Looks like a couple actor types thought they'd pick up some guitars and call themselves a band.
Yep, that's pretty much it.
Gonard, did you leave this on the audio board?
That's preposterous! I've never seen that sandwich before in my life!
You autographed it! [sandwich reads 'Eat you later -Gonard']
That could be any Gonard! [eats sandwich out of Guano's hand in one bite]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kappa Mikey pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
