TV show quotes
You're good, Kappa Mikey. Real good.
The best.
Cut? [excited] Cut! That's a wrap, people!
[crew cheers]
Mikey, that was amazing.
Yeah, for once you didn't destroy the whole set.
Ain't no thing but a sumo ring. [tips over a camera and chaos quickly ensues] Sorry.
You know what, who cares? We're done for the season!
[Talking to sandwich] No mayo I said, but you wouldn't listen. [jams sandwich into paper shredder, machine overloads as sparks and smoke fly out]
Sorry I'm late, I had to get beat up by some nerds. Ready?
Yeah, remember you're good cop I'm bad cop.
Got it.
[Scene pans to Guano tied up in a chair]
So Guano, how'd you like a punch in the gut?
[through clenched teeth] Gonard! Good cop.
I mean, how would you like a kiss...in the gut? [Gonard thumbs up sign to Lily]
[Gonard dunks his head in a fish tank, comes up with a fish in his mouth, swallows fish]
Gonard!
I just open my mouth, if a fish swims in that's his decision.
You shouldn't mess with people who confuse T.V. and real life.
Why not? Sounds like a great idea to me.
Remember when we watched that nature show and Gonard threw the T.V. out the window cause he thought it was full of spiders?
So?
We lost THREE T.V.s!
Good news, I'm nerd free!
So you were honest, my advice worked?
Oh yeah, about that. Sometimes true honesty means making up a crazy story about Gonard to scare away your fans.
And I want sandwiches! [Bangs fist against wall] The good kind...with bread on the outside.
I get it now. There aren't two Ozu's. That other guy is Ozu's brother.
[sarcastically]: Very good, Gonard.
Now if only someone would explain to me who THAT guy is. [points to himself in a mirror and talks to his reflection] Hello, handsome.
This is a joke! You have no idea what you're doing.
You've got spark. I like that. Give yourself a raise.
What!?
You're fired!
[Lily gasps]
We had an agreement, Brozu. I run LilyMu, you spend our family's money on diamond teeth and ill-fitting trousers.
[to Brozu] In your face!
Oh no!
Yesss! [attacks No Man]
[Brozu sees Lily for the first time]
Oh Hello! Your daddy must be a doctor cause you're the sickest girl I ever saw!
OMG
[Gonard puts bunny ears on his butt]
Um, Gonard, those are bunny ears.
Oh, I thought they were butt feathers.
???
Until Mikey Simon is removed as producer, I'm going on strike!
Yeah!
Me too!
Wait stop! I can explain.
[Mikey finds a sword stuck on the rock]
This should do the job.
Beautiful, sword eye, this called the Dragon's Spike, pops you heard the legend.
Of course, so this is what they use to stop Manzilla.
Now, the Dragon's has been a history of dark and TWISTED!
Oh, the Dragon's Spike, I thought you said the Dragon's Bike, anyway I'm sure no one would mind if I take her out for a little spin.
[laughs evily] No one will not pull it from the stone. Thousands of tribe it all it fails, the grass, the blade is to...
[pulls the blade out] See ya later. [leaves]
Spike? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Mikey, to make someone less popular all you have to do is steal their belt.
[Yoshi walks by, his pants fall down]
My trousers!
[chuckling and holding up Yoshi's belt] That'll teach him to look at my doughnut.
Maybe I'll even be on Star Talk. The show where stars talk.
The only show you'll be on is America's Next Top Weirdo.
Don't get my hopes up.
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