[talking about Butts, the currency of Buttstonia]
Look, look at the pretty Butts.
That's... okay.
Touch them, touch my Butts! Touch my stinkin' Butts!
S1 E23Uh Oh Guano
SSergie
I have earned my fortune. It is American dream.
This is Japan!
SSergie
It is Japanese dream then.
S1 E24Like Ozu, Like Son
What's the matter, Mikey?
Another restaurant ban you for picking your nose with chopsticks?
[Gonard picks up greeting card Mikey dropped]
[reading card] Happy Birthday to the world's greatest son. MOG! It's my birthday!?
I know how to turn that frown upside down. [Gonard starts doing a stand up comedy routine] How 'bout that Ozu folks? I mean he's so old, I told him to act his age and he died! And his shoes, hiyo!
There's no way you two taught that bird to fly.
What are you even doing here?
[chuckles] Mocking you.
Don't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. You'll show 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.
What!?
[Talking about the shark]
It didn't hurt anyone expect us and Yes Man and the shark that ate Yes Man.
[Scene switches to Yes Man inside the shark]
YMYes Man
It's cozy in here!
S1 E25La Femme Mitsuki
[Mikey trying to get someone to go to a movie with him]
Doesn't anyone here want to go with me?
I won't go with you, but maybe I'll see you there. [Mikey and Mitsuki looking puzzled] I work part-time as an usher.
Now we've got copies of all your files and all your poems. [clearing throat] 'The lonely man in the mailbox' by Agent F.
FAgent F
Stop! That's private!
Okay Mitsuki, I want answers. Who was that guy? Where'd you learn those moves? What did you get me for my birthday? Answer in any order you like.
But what if space is time and what if time is space? And what if space is space?... Are you gonna finish that sandwich?
S1 E26The Oni Express
Yes Man, where have you been?
YMYes Man
A magic orb stole my soul!
Again?
This Oni mask is our most precious artifact, it's over 6,000 years old.
It has a very special purpose.
[Lily pulls down on one of the mask's horns, a drink dispenses from the mask's nostrils]
Woah!
I'm so pathetic. What kind of man can't even overpower a whale with his bare hands?
S2 E10The Masked Tanuki
There's only one man lonely enough to have that many cats.
Yes Man?
No. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Burglar.
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