Mikey Simon quotes from Kappa Mikey

Guano

Mikey! Stop! Ozu's gonna be furious!

Mikey

Then I got news for Ozu, w'ever!

Ozu

You started a riot!?

Mikey

Ah, no!

Riot! Riot! Riot!

Mikey

Hey guys! We need to fight some sumos.

US?

Mikey

I can't fight by myself! Come on!

Gonard

[In a British accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, carry me into battle! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.

Mikey

I don't feel like I'm getting stronger.

Ah, but Mikey, you are getting stronger! In fact, you are my best student I ever taught.

Guano

What about me?

Ah, yes, you are my worst.

Mikey, I've got a special surprise for you.

Mikey

You're gonna throw another snake down my shirt?

Guano

Mikey, for once just listen to me. Let's Go!

Mikey

Not till I touch Gonard with the Death Hand!

Gonard

Yeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.

Do not go in there.

Mikey

You heard the monster. Let's check it out.

Dr. Igor

All the classic movie monsters were my inventions! Mega-Rat! Mega-Snake! Mega-Mom!

Mikey

Yeu made all these?!

Dr. Igor

Forbes helped out.

I designed the monster's butts.

Gonard

Look! It's the moths from the movie, "Attack of the Mega-Moths."

Mitsuki

And his death ray from "Mega Night of the Death Ray"!

Mikey

Sweet! Dracula's retainer and the long lost ending to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"

Guano

Movie time's over.

Mikey

Come on! The three-headed Mega-Dragon's gonna fight a Mega-Turtle with four butts!

Phantom

Legend has it, the stage is haunted by a hideous creature.

Mikey

Guano! [buzzer sound effect]

Phantom

No, a hideous creature that lurks in the shadows.

Mikey

Mitsuki? [buzzer sound effect]

Mikey

That's ridiculous! Yoshi will say anything if you tickle him! [Tickles Yoshi]

[Laughing] Stop! Stop! I brush my teeth with dogs!

Mikey

A cell phone! We can cheat after all!

Mitsuki

Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!

Mikey

And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Well, what do we have here?

Looks like a couple actor types thought they'd pick up some guitars and call themselves a band.

Mikey

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Mikey

We'll figure it out. We're rock stars.

Mitsuki

Rock stars who steal their music from a cell phone?!

Mikey

Is there any other kind?