Judging Amy Season 1 quotes

Now that we're talking about it, what's your position on it?

Amy

What's my position on the world? I - I'm for it. Go world!

Donna

Psst! Wanna have lunch?

Amy

I can't. I have a lunch date.

Donna

It's not in your calendar. Who're you having lunch with?

Amy

Stu's mother.

Donna

Huh?

Amy

Stu's mother. I'm having lunch with Stu's mother! Are you getting this in the back row? I'm having lunch with Stu's mother! Next case!

Chainsaw accident in room 4. Wife's in the waiting room. She told me to give you these.

Kyle

Are those fingers?

She thinks she got them all.

You miss your little buddy, don't you? Sorry, that came out snottier than I intended it.

Maxine

[Crying] Sean, if I have a "feeling," it won't be a little one.

Sean

That's okay, too.

There's a rich history behind this kilt.

Bruce

Easy there, tiger, don't go showing what's behind the kilt there.

Maxine

Here's how the world works, Amy. You can leave a man at the altar, or you can have him like you. You can't have both.

Amy

My life is kind of weird right now.

Maxine

Yes Amy I've noticed.

Amy

I'm not just talking about the non-wedding.

Sean

Maxine, there's a reason why they call it 'moonlighting' instead of 'middle-of-the-day lighting.'

So, how long have you been with DCF?

Maxine

157 years... give or take.

I want to apologize for being such a passive aggressive bitch the other day.

Kyle

Actually, you were pretty active aggressive.

Peter

You brought a date to Walt's christening?

Gillian

No, ah...

Peter

What's the matter with you?

[To Nicole] You helped me so much.

Amy

How has Nicole helped you?

She understands. I've got control now.

Maxine

I always thought the Methodists were more...uh...understated.

We have our moments.