So... you two know each other?
That's very..observant of you, Sean.
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SSState's Attorney
Does the "no sarcasm" rule apply only to me?
No, and the "no preening and posturing rule" applies to everyone.
Kimberly, keep your bony fingers out of my files or I'll kick your sneaky, conniving ass from here till next September and back again.
You must have a good plastic surgeon, because that nose looks almost real.
SSally
I should give you the number. [both laugh]
I'm a scientist and you're an actuary so this is going to sound very weird for me to say, but sometimes there are more important things than numbers.
Isn't suffering part of the pilgrimage experience?
SStu
Here's something I learned. 'Pilgrimage' is actually just a fancy name for 'crappy vacation'.
SStu
What? You're gonna to tell me you never went swimming with a judge?
[About Eric's birthday] Come on, last year when we took you bowling for your birthday that was awesome. This sucks monkey butt.
SStu
I'm always amazed at how much you forensic guys can tell by a couple of scratches. You're like those Indian trackers in old westerns that could tell the color of a guy's hair by the way his horse walked through water.
JNJudge Nancy Paul
Do you buy suits for all of your charges or just the ones accused of murder?
Are those my only options?
JNJudge Nancy Paul
Pretty much.
Mom, you're being ridiculous. This is Peewee hockey. And besides, Grandma played field hockey in school. What's the difference?
The difference is that you fall on the field and get a grass stain, you fall on the ice and your head splits open...like a melon!
They do wear helmets.
Hey Mom, this is between me and Lauren.
AMY!
WHAT?
Come out here and let me see it. My wedding, I get to see the bridesmaid's dresses.
[Amy steps into room, with a scowl on her face]
[laughing] Did you leave your curds and whey in the dressing room?
I don't care what Gillian says, I'm not wearing this dress.
HHeather
It's not my fault you decided to throw a juvenile Animal Farm party.
Animal House. You're trying to say Animal House, Animal Farm is a book about socialist barn animals, that would be a very different kind of party.
JJack
I was hoping you could tell me what the hell is going on?
Well the stock market is shot, but I hear the new Harry Potter book will have fourteen thousand pages.
I've ordered grilled cheese sandwhiches and milkshakes for everyone. The lactose-intolerant can just skip it.
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