What's wrong with Katie?
Nothing, if you like perky, nubile teenagers.
I think I'm gonna let that one pass.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
When a person kills another person, it leaves a mark.
Yeah, especially when he uses an axe the way Oscar did.
No, Gillian, I can't think of a reason not to have lunch. Maybe Amy will join us. No, she's been up for hours, doing yoga and writing her autobiography.
[Amy has been in bed with the flu for several days.]
Amy? I brought you some chicken soup. How do you feel?
Horrible. I've been seeing things. It's like being on acid.
[Amy notices the look on Maxine's face.]
Not that I ever did acid. Uh, you know, I heard about it. Some of my friends told me. Listen, I think I need to go back to bed.
[Lauren finds Jared and Maxine alone, ready to kiss]
Are you kissing my Grandma?
I was about to, yes.
OK.
[Carole enters to see Donna and Lauren playing Barbies and Vincent working on his book]
CCarole
So, uh, what are we all doing?
Donna and I are playing 'Parole Board Babes' and Uncle Vincent is cutting his novel to shreds.
It's not the letting go that hurts, it's the holding on.
You are a very scary lady.
Thank you.
This is because you're in charge over at Sanctuary House.
Sanctuary House is a collaboration.
Nothing with you is a collaboration.
Everyone's dismissed. Except Maxine.
Am I being kept after social work?
Tell you what. You have a complete psychotic breakdown. I'll cover for you. I'll put on a robe and a wig... Come on. I'll walk you to your car. [she doesn't answer] Amy, I'll walk you to your car. Judge Gray?
No. It's okay.
No, it's not. I'll walk you to your car.
Yeah, I was there when it happened.
SStu
I know. You told me to blow it up my butt.
I was hoping you wouldn't remember that part.
Kimberly, do the civilized world a favor and keep your opinions to yourself.
Sean, one day you're going to have children. And I'm going to enjoy that so much.
Listen up. It is about damn time you people became more afraid of me than Maxine Gray.
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