Judging Amy quotes

Amy

My friend, Greta, found God.

Bruce

I didn't know He was missing.

Maxine

The truth is, we're all going to die. The blessing is, we don't know when. And that's what allows us to go on.

Amy

[to Vincent in the hospital] Wouldn't it be great if it could be Mom's fault?

Are you sorry about slamming my Johnny in that door?

Maxine

Nope. Keep your damn Johnny out of my gas tank.

Amy

Yeah, one of those "Our family can beat up your family" shots.

You are giving your baby the gift of non-violent birth.

Maxine

Anyway, I can see how Carol might not like you, but I'm adorable.

Maxine

I never said I broke up with Jared.

Amy

Are you saying you didn't?

Maxine

What I'm saying is whether I did or not is none of your business!

Amy

Mom, I hate her. But Lauren thinks the sun shines right out of her butt.

Gillian

I love you, Amy.

Amy

I love you, too.

Gillian

But, I mean, you are way too skinny for someone with such a nice rack.

Sometimes people gotta obliterate everything in their path just to get themselves back on track.

Amy

That's exactly how it feels.

And sometimes innocent people get incinerated because they happen to be too close to the blow.

Amy

Can tuna actually freeze?

Bruce

Apparently so.

Vincent

Hey. Am I interrupting?

Bruce

Just having some tuna Slurpees...

Amy

Ms. Winston, I am ruling, and you are... shutting up.

We're a little concerned that your director is a drug addict.

Maxine

No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in their pants. What's your point?

Maxine

Oh, Fran. I lack delicacy.

No kidding.