(to Lauren) Is guilt a genetic pre-disposition with the Gray women or is it a learned behavior?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Grandma is so caught up in her own dunnage.
You're saying a lot of stuff I don't understand today.
It's this thing women do when they need help or emotional support they retreat into their own world where no man no matter how much they love her is allowed to enter.
One day, I'm going to find a man who thinks I'm the meaning of life.
Amy, don't be trippy. The best you can hope for is a man who doesn't think about the meaning of life when he's with you.
[jumps out of her seat] Ha! Just so you know, Judge Gray was a big shot corporate lawyer on Wall Street before we got her. [Amy and Bruce look at her and she sits]
[to Sean] Yes, I am sacrificing the good of the many for the good of the one. I am willing to burn in hellfire for all damnation for that, therefore you don't scare me.
Do you smell chlorine?
I went for a swim. For fitness.
That would explain it.
Maxine, I forget. Why are we breaking up?
Because it's the right thing to do.
I hate the right thing to do.
So do I. It's a pain in the ass.
Please marry me.
CCarol
I'm wearing paper.
Okay?
CCarol
I didn't want to be wearing paper when I got engaged.
I could ask you again tonight when you're wearing clothes.
You can't democratize a personal conviction. That's what this is. I'm taking a stand. And I'm more than willing to stand alone.
[Donna opens shower curtain]
Donna! I'm in the shower!
No kidding.
Naked!
[Donna hands him a towel]
Is this what they call a high-class problem?
I guess so.
Funny. Feels just like a regular one.
Why does this feel like it's a marriage?
Because it is.
Without the obvious perks. [Bruce looks confused] You don't fix things around the house.
Life wants to be a mess. Don't ask me why.
So, it's not like flirting.
No, it's not like flirting.
Because priests don't flirt.
Not if they like their jobs.
So, we're talking nada? No heavy petting, light petting...?
Do I look like I want to be having this conversation?
You think you're cute, don't you?
I am cute. Here. We're on the set up committee. So, set up.
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