Rockmeteller Todd quotes from Jeeves and Wooster

[running toward Bertie with paper in hand] Listen to this! Just listen to this!

Bertie Wooster

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

What?

Bertie Wooster

Can't a chap hang up his hat before he's read to?

Good Lord, I'd have to dress for dinner every night! I won't do it. I can't do it! Do you realize, I don't usually get out of my pajamas till five in the afternoon, and then I just put on a sweater, like this?

Bertie Wooster

Don't listen, Jeeves.

Bertie Wooster

Jeeves?

Bertie Wooster

I'm sorry, Jeeves, you shouldn't have heard that. [pats Jeeves on the shoulder]

Jeeves

[recomposing himself] I shall be better directly, sir.

Bertie Wooster

Well, can't Jeeves think of anything?

He just hangs around saying, [imitating Jeeves] "most disturbing, sir." Fat lot of good that does.