Who says you can't teach an old sheep new tricks?
S2 E10Dannan Does a Jig
[Dannan's feet are painted red and blue to help her dance, but she crashed in the middle of dancing.]
Me feet might be red and blue, but me backside is black and blue.
[tired of pretending to be a sheepdog] This dog stuff is for the birds, and I am a sheep.
[Dannan is having a nightmare where she embarrasses herself and her grandmother with her dancing in front of the whole school.]
GGrandma
[disappointed] Just like your grandfather!
S2 E12Wish Upon a Story (Part 1)
[In Sean's story, Molly asks to ride the Raloo Rocket, which has turned into a real rocket.]
Are you whacked?! It's too dangerous for little girls!
No fair!
Yes, fair!
Well, if you ask me, I think this whole thing is bogus!
Don't you be coming home late for dinner now, little dude.
[riding Finnegan in Egypt] Hey, hey, we're walkin' here!
I think you're headed right towards the Eiffel Tower, Commander Piggley!
Hit the brakes!
I don't think there are any brakes!
Oh. Bummer.
[landing on the moon] That's one small step for me, but one giant leap for kid-kind!
[In Meg's story, Dannan has made a wish to control Mr. Hornsby's words.]
Now, class... [Meg: Said the teacher.] Your homework, I'm saying...
[quietly] Is put all your books down...
...is put all your books down, go out and start playing?!
CClass
Huh?!
Instead of a test, now, here's what we'll be doing, we'll go out and play 'til the cows all stop mooing?! [gasps and covers his mouth]
[laughs]
In fact, my dear children, forget being smarties! The rest of the day, WE'LL HAVE NOTHING BUT PARTIES!!!
They're having a party. Well, that's truly amazing. Those kids are as happy as hungry sheep grazing. Hey, whaddya know? I'm a poet, and I don't even know it.
[seeing Ferny as a giant] Hoppin' hairballs, someone oughta tell that kid to lay off the nachos.
S2 E14The Creepy Cabbages of County Galway
[on a crossword puzzle] A five-letter word meaning "elf".
Gnome.
Piggley, you're supposed to be in bed.
But I love scary shows! Scary Monster Theater is me favorite!
Scary Monster Theater is for children. Creepy Theater is for grown-ups.
That's why it's on after your bedtime.
[Piggley is listening to the radio show from inside his bedroom.]
SWProfessor's wife
[on radio] Quiet night, professor?
PProfessor
[on radio] Indeed. Maybe, a little too quiet.
Piggley, are you under your covers?
Uh, yes, mam, I'm under me covers. [snickers]
SWProfessor's wife
It's a beautiful night.
PProfessor
Beautiful, but still too quiet.
SWProfessor's wife
[gasps] What's that? [panicked] In the cabbage field!
[Piggley becomes scared as he keeps listening, and hides under his covers.]
PProfessor
[gasps] IT'S ALIVE!!! CABBAGE!!! ALIVE!!!
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