Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks Season 2 quotes

Dannan

What are you two doing flying about in your noisy rocket like that while I'm trying to study?

Piggley

Uh, there's no need for studying, Dannan. I'm having a dream.

Ferny

With cabbages! [chuckles]

Dannan

Why do you have cabbages in your dream, Piggley?

Piggley

Probably because I listened to the Creepy Theater radio show just before I fell asleep.

Dannan

[furious] WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?! You were listening to Creepy Theater? [Piggley guiltily nods] Didn't your parents tell you that's a grown-up show?

Piggley

I figure I'm grown-up enough, Dannan. [after a beat, frowns]

Dannan

Oh, you think so? Well, I won't be any part of a dream that comes from disobeying your parents!

Piggley

Okay, Dannan! But you're going to miss out on all the fun!

Dannan

Fun? Ha! Mark my words, Piggley. No good'll come of this rule-breaking stuff!

Cabbages! I've got cabbages! Get your cabbages today!

How would you boys like some free sweets?

Piggley

Sweets?

Ferny

Oh, thank you, Miss Nanny! Piggley, you should've been dreaming about this from the start.

Oh, how about something extra special? I have just the thing in me shop. Wait here. [goes into her shop]

Ferny

Oh... I'd rather have sweets than fly in a wagon any old day of the week.

Piggley

You can have sweets anytime, Ferny.

Ferny

Right, but I'd still rather have 'em.

[comes out of her shop] Here you go. Have some nice, chocolate-covered... cabbage!

Piggley

CABBAGE?!

If you don't like chocolate, how about a peppermint cabbage?

Or perhaps butterscotch cabbage? Cotton cabbage? A cabbage toffee? [becoming gradually hysterical] A cabbage cake? Lolly-cabbage-pops! [Piggley and Ferny run away] Tutti-frutti cabbage! CABBAGE-SICLES!!!

Wiley

You know what they say, Bernie. You are what you eat. [Bernie has been turned into a cabbage with hooves] So I'm thinking, maybe you should lay off cabbages for a little while. [the other sheep are all cabbages] In fact, the whole flock should lay off cabbages!

Wiley

Except for you, Ethel. You should cut down on the carrots. [the carrot droops sadly]

Ferny

Piggley, you've got to stop dreaming about cabbages!

Piggley

I can't, Ferny!

Ferny

[frantically shakes Piggley] Then wake up! Come on! WAKE UP!!! [splashes a bucket of water on Piggley]

Piggley

It's no good, Ferny.

Ferny

What if you never wake up?

Piggley

Let's make a promise. Right here and right now. That we'll stay together always and none of us will ever become a cabbage.

Ferny

Raloo Oath.

Piggley

Ferny! Your hand!!

Ferny

Huh? Oh, Janey Mack! Oh. It's alright. [shows his other hand, which is also a green leaf] See? The other one's just like it. [laughs]