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That’s my spot up ahead, between those two cars, mate. Better let me park it.
I think that would probably be a good idea, sir.
I’ll give it a try. (He proceeds to park the car perfectly. He gets out.) My stepfather had a cottage in the Bahamas, that’s where I learned to drive. (He throws to keys to Mic and walks away.)
Sir, don’t they drive on the left hand side of the road in the Bahamas?
Bloody hell.
Why didn’t somebody from his ship identify the body?
Harbour sharks had a feed on him.
There are sharks in the harbour?
It’s Australia, mate. There’s sharks in the bathtub.
You’re worried or jealous?
I don’t get jealous.
Yeah, neither do I.
Oh, beauty. Then I can keep my mistress.
Can I keep mine?
Sir, if there's any way I can aid in...
As a matter of fact, there is. I've got an appointment with the Armed Services Committee about my annual budget proposal. You'll pinch hit for me. We need a 4.3% increase.
Admiral, I hardly distinguished myself the last time I entered into that arena, sir.
Don't be modest, commander. You got the funds to repair the hole you shot in the courtroom ceiling.
"On the 100th anniversary of the United States Navy's first submarine, we dedicate this episode to the warriors, past and present, who have always run silent, run deep" -- Onscreen dedication.
(AJ is on the phone.)
Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. We are open 365 days of the year. A menu of options follows. Press 1 to schedule an interment or inurnment. Press 2 for gravesite locations. Press 3... (AJ presses a button.) Press 1 to schedule an inurnment. Press 2 to schedule a ground burial. (AJ presses a button.) Interment processing. Please provide the following information. Speak slowly and clearly. What are the last four digits of your social security number?
9852.
What is your height?
Six foot three inches.
How deep would you like your plot?
What?
When will you be expecting to need it?
Good God. (Hangs up the phone.)
She wants a chance to talk to my friends. Are we friends here?
I’d like to think so, sir.
I don’t think friends call each other ‘sir’.
The sooner you tell your mother, the better.
Renee, Mom’s in Europe. And look, I’m not even so sure I was gonna tell her. I mean, what am I gonna say? “Hey, Mom, Russia was great. I got to ride in a helicopter. Oh, by the way when dad was a POW there, he lived with a woman, they had a son. I met him. Real nice guy. So how was your trip?”
(AJ’s been making coffee, and put lots of ground coffee into it. He hands a mug to Bud.)
So, how is it?
(With a grimace.) Wow. Great, sir. Really powerful.
Commander. (He hands Harm a mug.)
(Quietly.) Uh, robust.
We need a real coffee drinker.
I wrote People magazine, I called People magazine. They won’t issue a retraction.
They wouldn’t need to issue a retraction if you hadn’t talked to them in the first place.
I didn’t talk to them. I said I wouldn’t violate your privacy.
You said you wouldn’t violate your fiancée’s privacy.
Sarah, you’re wearing my ring. We’re practically living together.
(AJ, Harm and Bud walk up.)
Admiral. Commander. Lieutenant. (To Mic.) Goodbye. (Goes into her office and slams the door.)
She’s probably had enough coffee.
Yes, sir.
Why are you being nice to me?
I’m always nice to you.
In the meantime, just try to stay out of trouble.
I'll do my best, sir.
That's what I'm afraid of.
(talking about Mic) Do you love him?
Do you love Renee?
I'm not marrying Renee
We should, we should go back in.
Hey, do you love him?
That's not a question you get to ask.
Why did you go to him so quickly?
You pushed me away. What was I supposed to do?
Wait.
For how long?
As long as it takes.
I want you to be happy for me.
I am happy for you.
Really? I'd hate to see you when you disapprove.
I don't disapprove, Mac. I'm just raising questions.
When did you become my caretaker?
You know, you save a person's life that makes you responsible for them.
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