Mic, Mac and others in “The Princess and the Petty Officer”

Mic

I wrote People magazine, I called People magazine. They won’t issue a retraction.

They wouldn’t need to issue a retraction if you hadn’t talked to them in the first place.

Mic

I didn’t talk to them. I said I wouldn’t violate your privacy.

You said you wouldn’t violate your fiancée’s privacy.

Mic

Sarah, you’re wearing my ring. We’re practically living together.

Admiral. Commander. Lieutenant. (To Mic.) Goodbye. (Goes into her office and slams the door.)

She’s probably had enough coffee.

Mic

Yes, sir.