(AJ is on the phone.)
Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. We are open 365 days of the year. A menu of options follows. Press 1 to schedule an interment or inurnment. Press 2 for gravesite locations. Press 3... (AJ presses a button.) Press 1 to schedule an inurnment. Press 2 to schedule a ground burial. (AJ presses a button.) Interment processing. Please provide the following information. Speak slowly and clearly. What are the last four digits of your social security number?
9852.
What is your height?
Six foot three inches.
How deep would you like your plot?
What?
When will you be expecting to need it?
Good God. (Hangs up the phone.)
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