Tony[referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?
If you must know, it's number 4.
Tony[holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.
[smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.
A character in JAG
Played by Eric Steinberg
JAG · 319 quotes
In 4 of the 319 quotes from JAG
Most scenes with: Abby (3)
Tony[referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?
If you must know, it's number 4.
Tony[holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.
[smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.
TonyYou redecorating?
I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.
TonyYou take these?
Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.
TonyShotgun-shattered backbone?
Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.
Tony[grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?
Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.
TonyYou need to get out more, Abby.
Is that an invite?
[lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?
TonyIt was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?
Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.
TonyHow fast can you run 'em?
Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...
TonyGet me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.
Sweet.
I'm sorry, I almost blew it.
[disapprovingly] Almost?
TonyI still like you.
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