Abby quotes from JAG

Abby

If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.

Abby

Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.

Tony

[referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?

Abby

If you must know, it's number 4.

Tony

[holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.

Abby

[smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.

Tony

You redecorating?

Abby

I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.

Tony

You take these?

Abby

Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.

Tony

Shotgun-shattered backbone?

Abby

Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.

Tony

[grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?

Abby

Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.

Tony

You need to get out more, Abby.

Abby

Is that an invite?

Abby

[lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?

Tony

It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?

Abby

Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.

Tony

How fast can you run 'em?

Abby

Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...

Tony

Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.

Abby

Sweet.