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JAG · Season 8, Episode 22

“Meltdown” quotes from JAG

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“Meltdown” · Season 8, Episode 22

In this episode: Ducky (2), Gibbs (1), Abby (1), Harmon Rabb (1), Tony (1)

There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.

LCLt. Cmdr. Coleman

There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses. Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.

Well, it could be worse, I guess.

CColeman

How?

I could not have an alibi.

CColeman

[in annoyance] You have an alibi?

No.

[Ducky is telling his findings in court]

MMMajor McBurney

What else did you discover?

On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--

MMcBurney

[interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.

She wasn't in Buenos Aires...

CColeman

Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?

[very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--

CColeman

[cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.

[after finding Commander Rabb's name on the hat]

If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.

[both lawyers give Abby a funny look]

Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.

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