Gibbs quotes from JAG

Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.

[looking at the body] When'd she die?

Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--

[interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?

Cause of death?

Well, it wasn't the arrow.

You're more comfortable asking questions than you're answering them.

Rabb

Guess I'm not used to being a suspect.

Suspect? You said you were a suspect. Have I read you your Article 31 rights?

Rabb

No you haven't. Which means you're playing a very risky game, Gunny.

I'm not smart enough to play risky games with a lawyer of your caliber, Rabb.

Rabb

That's Commander Rabb. Or Commander. Or Sir, Gunny. I believe as a reservist, you're still technically in the Marine Corps.

[calmly] I'm an NCIS special agent. I don't have to salute you or "sir" you or give you any military courtesy. But you know that. So who's playing the games here?

Rabb

I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.

Rabb

I said I waive them.

She used to be FBI.

I'm sorry, I almost blew it.

[disapprovingly] Almost?

Tony

I still like you.