Ducky quotes from JAG

Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.

[looking at the body] When'd she die?

Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--

[interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?

Cause of death?

Well, it wasn't the arrow.

What else did you discover?

On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--

[interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.

She wasn't in Buenos Aires...

Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?

[very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--

[cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.