“Ghosts” quotes from JAG

So you abducted him, coerced him into drinking alcohol, and then forced him into the trunk of a car.

Yes, sir.

At any point did you try to revive him?

Yes ma'am, we tried to get him on his feet and walking, but he had stopped breathing. Malcolm - Midshipman Holmes - even tried mouth-to-mouth resecitatation.

Can I see you outside a moment, Major? You too, Lieutenant.

You think this funny?

No, sir.

Come on, Harm, you've got to admit…

Bill is dead, Mac! They killed him!

Harm, he's a goat. They gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a goat!

Is it unreasonable to think that love should rank above some stoic warrior ethic?

He probably just wants to protect you, ma'am.

I don't want protection. I want to share things. He has no right to shut me out.

It's not his fault, ma'am it's what he's been trained to do. But the Admiral is smart, and smart people can be retrained.

Even the old ones?

(smiles) I have no opinion about that, ma'am.

(re: Osbourne) Sorry sir, he got past me. Should I call security?

No. I might order them to shoot him.

Yes, please.

Well, that's nice. No one around here says please or thank you.

Well, thank you's my favorite word.

Yes is mine.

That depends on the question

Dinner. At Indigo's on Wisconsin Saturday night. Yes?

Yes.

Try out my chair, commander, my guess is it's going to be yours in a couple years. (Harm hesitates) Go ahead, Rabb, it's not gonna turn you into a growling old salt, you'd have to grow a couple stars for that.

Clayton Webb

It'll never stand up in court you know.

Doesn't have to. What would happen if "the company" heard this tape Clay?

Clayton Webb

They'd put a sweeper on him. Osbourne would disappear faster than a...than an Ethiopian chicken.