[reaches out and catches the Talisman] How wrong you are, little lady! [to Dino] You there, uh camera-guy! Roll film, quickly! [temple begins to rumble] Welcome! I'm Wesley Rank and you're watching "Just the Artifacts" at the legendary once lost Temple of Culebra Gigante! I have just braved a treacherous climb to the temple's harrowing heights to bring you this! [holds up the Talisman] The Snake Talisman!
[Jade suddenly appears in the shot punching him from below]
[pushes Jade off; mockingly] Ow, that hurt! Edit that out. Where did this mysterious Talisman come from? Why was it here? And what is that awful racket?!
And with this phenomenal find, firmly in hand, this is Wesley Rank bidding you farewell, 'til next time on "Just the Artifacts"! [turns to leave through the tunnel behind him, before running back screaming in absolute terror] AAH!
Welcome, I'm Wesley Rank and you're watching "Just the Artifacts" at the legendary once lost Temple of Culebra Gigante! I have just braved a treacherous climb to the temple's harrowing heights to bring you this...the Snake Talisman!
[laughs] Welcome to a special edition of "Just the Artifacts"! Wesley Rank may not know how to treat little girls, but he sure knows how to scream like one! I'm Dino Stefanson, and I'll be your new guide!
You'll also get the full scoop on how we recovered this rare Snake Talisman from a local pawn shop Rank sold it to. We of course donated the artifact to the New York Museum.
But tunnels through time flow only in one direction. If you wish them to return, they will require this. [a Shadowkahn warrior presents a crystal orb to Tohru]
Okay, here's the deal. I'm from the future. You're my uncle. The talisman's magic. The Dark Hand is after it, and now they wanna get rid of you so that they won't have to fight you when you grow up. Get it?
You may have won today, Chan, but we will meet again, and-
[Young Jackie bluffs a hit inches from Valmont's face, causing him to scream and faint]
YYoung Uncle
Jackie, it looks like you will have a very interesting future, with a very odd niece. One more thing. Did she say anything else about my future in antiques?
