[Jackie and Jade are watching the show that Wesley was filming]
Welcome, I'm Wesley Rank and you're watching "Just the Artifacts" at the legendary once lost Temple of Culebra Gigante! I have just braved a treacherous climb to the temple's harrowing heights to bring you this...the Snake Talisman!
[on television, enters the shot, punching Wesley from below] No!
Huh?
I'm on TV!
Rank didn't edit that out?
[on television] Liar, liar, liar!
[pushing Jade offscreen; mockingly] Ow, that hurt! [immediately cuts to him running in fear from Culebra Gigante] AAH!
[laughs] Welcome to a special edition of "Just the Artifacts"! Wesley Rank may not know how to treat little girls, but he sure knows how to scream like one! I'm Dino Stefanson, and I'll be your new guide!
[laughing] Go camera guy!
Look!
[shows a shot of the Snake Talisman]
You'll also get the full scoop on how we recovered this rare Snake Talisman from a local pawn shop Rank sold it to. We of course donated the artifact to the New York Museum.
[sigh] After what we've been through, getting the Talisman from the museum should be a snap. [pops neck]
We're off to the jungle!
Jade?
New York? The concrete jungle? Duh!
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