Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 38
“Snake Hunt” · Season 2, Episode 38
In this episode: Wesley Rank (6), Dino Stefanson (5), Jade (3), Jackie (2)
[as Jackie grabs her shoulder] Wah!
Hi Jade.
[breathing heavily] Jackie, don't sneak up on me like that!
Oh, I was sneaking up on you? You're supposed to back at the hotel.
Sure. Limit my exposure to other cultures. Stifle my educational potential.
Jade, I'm only trying to stifle your potential to be harmed. What if the Dark Hand were here too, searching for the Snake Talisman?
Did you find it?
Not yet. You'd think it were invisible.
Edit that out!
And thus, "Just the Artifacts" has the exclusive scoop on this infamous Snake Talisman, whatever that is. You do think everyone was fighting over the chalk drawing, don't you?
[packing away his camera] Oh, maybe we should ask an archeologist.
I AM AN ARCHEOLOGIST!
Oh right, destroying 4,000 year-old drawings, yeah that's what archeologists do.
[after Jackie accidentally drops the Snake Talisman]
[looking to catch it] I got it, I got it!
[reaches out and catches the Talisman] How wrong you are, little lady! [to Dino] You there, uh camera-guy! Roll film, quickly! [temple begins to rumble] Welcome! I'm Wesley Rank and you're watching "Just the Artifacts" at the legendary once lost Temple of Culebra Gigante! I have just braved a treacherous climb to the temple's harrowing heights to bring you this! [holds up the Talisman] The Snake Talisman!
[Jade suddenly appears in the shot punching him from below]
No! Liar, liar, liar!
[pushes Jade off; mockingly] Ow, that hurt! Edit that out. Where did this mysterious Talisman come from? Why was it here? And what is that awful racket?!
Everything all right?
Maybe a sprain.
I meant the camera! Now point it at that exit, let's wrap this up!
And with this phenomenal find, firmly in hand, this is Wesley Rank bidding you farewell, 'til next time on "Just the Artifacts"! [turns to leave through the tunnel behind him, before running back screaming in absolute terror] AAH!
Let me guess, edit that out?
Network's gonna love this.
[Jackie and Jade are watching the show that Wesley was filming]
Welcome, I'm Wesley Rank and you're watching "Just the Artifacts" at the legendary once lost Temple of Culebra Gigante! I have just braved a treacherous climb to the temple's harrowing heights to bring you this...the Snake Talisman!
[on television, enters the shot, punching Wesley from below] No!
Huh?
I'm on TV!
Rank didn't edit that out?
[on television] Liar, liar, liar!
[pushing Jade offscreen; mockingly] Ow, that hurt! [immediately cuts to him running in fear from Culebra Gigante] AAH!
[laughs] Welcome to a special edition of "Just the Artifacts"! Wesley Rank may not know how to treat little girls, but he sure knows how to scream like one! I'm Dino Stefanson, and I'll be your new guide!
[laughing] Go camera guy!
Look!
[shows a shot of the Snake Talisman]
You'll also get the full scoop on how we recovered this rare Snake Talisman from a local pawn shop Rank sold it to. We of course donated the artifact to the New York Museum.
[sigh] After what we've been through, getting the Talisman from the museum should be a snap. [pops neck]
We're off to the jungle!
Jade?
New York? The concrete jungle? Duh!
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