Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 39
I wish we hadn't lost that speed talisman.
I wish Chan was never born.
I wish one of those talismans would come to us for a change!
[The talisman locater suddenly starts glowing. The Enforcers look outside to see Jade walking past them]
I wish I had a million bucks!
So she speeds off, and then zappo, she's gone!
It was freaky, Big V! Left behind some kind of energy hole!
Energy hole? Zappo?
A crude description, Valmont, but I indeed sense a wrinkle in time. The child has used the speed talisman to forge a tunnel to the past.
And if Shendu's rabbit dug a hole, all you idiots have to do to secure the Talisman is go through that hole.
But tunnels through time flow only in one direction. If you wish them to return, they will require this. [a Shadowkahn warrior presents a crystal orb to Tohru]
So uh...just how far back does this tunnel thingy go?
We talking dinosaurs?
I don't care if it leads to the Big Bang, you buffoons! Just bring me that talisman!
Kepler, have you seen- [Kepler's Chroniton Beam fires directly at Jackie as he enters the door; Jackie narrowly avoids it] Aah!
Same beam almost fried Jade. Maybe I should move the emitter.
Maybe??? This is a safety hazard!
Get down! Get funky! It's the 70's!
[Jade and a Young Jackie Chan rush into Uncle's Store]
How did you know where I live?
Whoa, what are these? [picks up a tape only to have Uncle appear and take it back]
8-Track tapes.
But where are the antiques?
While I wish to trade in ancient treasures, 8-Track is the way of the future.
Whoa! It's Chan! But bite-sized!
And if we off him when he's little...
He'll never get big!
Destroy him!
[gasp] Bad day...
Think we ditched 'em.
Ditched who, why are those men after me, what's that rabbit thing, how can you run so fast, what's going on?!
Okay, here's the deal. I'm from the future. You're my uncle. The talisman's magic. The Dark Hand is after it, and now they wanna get rid of you so that they won't have to fight you when you grow up. Get it?
...That's crazy Jade. You're crazy!
[after rendering Uncle unconscious] My first act of megavillany! This is an exhilarating moment!
[as the Chans engage the Dark Hand in a school dance]
Everybody is Kung Fu fighting!
Hooah!
You may have won today, Chan, but we will meet again, and-
[Young Jackie bluffs a hit inches from Valmont's face, causing him to scream and faint]
Jackie, it looks like you will have a very interesting future, with a very odd niece. One more thing. Did she say anything else about my future in antiques?
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